dough-poor

1. Any person engaged in following orders from or what amounts to selling their time and/or services in order to receive any illicit substances.

2. To have little or no physical money.

1. That chick is such a dough-poor, she gets naked when she walks in the plugs door.

2. I’m so dough-poor I couldn’t buy a stick of gum.

by Stillbill July 30, 2024

John Poore

King Nasty. King to Queen Nasty. Father of Princess and Prince Nasty. Accompanied by The Duke of Nasty and the Duchess of Nasty.

Bend the knee. Bow before your king.

Peasant: “It’s John Poore!”
Townfolk of Nasty: “ALL HAIL KING NASTY!” 👌🏼
John Poore: “……Corner.”

by pixidust June 8, 2025

poor check

When someone asks if you have enough money for a item or service you are trying to purchase.

"Yeah my mom poor checked me when I asked if I could buy a sword"

by AidenTucky March 20, 2024

Poor Shooting Disease (PSD)

A basketball term where a team simply misses a ton of shots. This can be because the team is actually bad at shooting or because they are in a random shooting slump. PSD is not usually a terminal. Symptoms will start to wane and the team will eventually be healed. Their shooting averages will revert to normal. If the team is just bad at shooting basketballs, they will die a slow and painful death in the form of lost games due to PSD.

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Baller 1: Man, how do we keep losing these games? These teams are terrible.
Baller 2: I don't know man, I think it's a bad case of Poor Shooting Disease (PSD).

by wosh360 January 16, 2016

poor banker

A hobo that asks you to "deposit" your money to his "bank" instead of you depositing your money somewhere else.

broke kid: *sees a thick pocket* Ayy lmao wanna deposit your money? 100% of your money goes to my benefit!
rich kid: No mate I'd rather go to wells fargo.
bystanders: Crikey! $That poor banker got a run for his money!

by watdafuq January 8, 2019

poor man's drink

To go around the bar and poor all the leftover drinks into one cup, a deadly cocktail.

"I saw that homless guy in the bar last week, he mixed himself a poor man's drink"

by spazwcr July 7, 2020

Palo Alto poor

This is a term used in the SF Bay Area / Silicon Valley to convey that you’re probably making a solid living at $300+ k per year but are still considered “poor” (& lower-middle class) in this area.

My daughter works as a cardiologist at Stanford, but still calls herself “Palo Alto poor” because she can’t afford to buy a house in the area.

by NKJTW December 13, 2023