Cock Yogurt

Another name for Semen.

"So the other night I pulled out on my wife and sent my cock yogurt all over her face."

by Ryan02005 January 12, 2008

yogurt Drop

When your staring at a girl with big double d boozums and you drop you yogurt and your dick falls out of your pants because the boozums are too distracting.

Yogurt Drops is a classic when your admiring boozums and they are just to big and naughty

by Dr dickdestroyer May 30, 2019

Yogurt Licker

A person who is so absolutely horrible that no profanity will do, resulting in you using obscure and random insults.

“Don’t look at me like that you infantile, yogurt licking imp!”

“God you’re such a fucking Yogurt Licker!”

by FunnyDollar January 23, 2021

Yogurt female

The type of female that shares infuriating things on her story, even tho she knows that shit is infuriating her boyfriend and makes him look weird in his homies eyes.

Dominika is yogurt female.

by MartiFromBg November 20, 2023

Yogurt Twerk

When you twerk with yogurt balanced on your ass.

Candice: Yo i'm gonna yogurt Twerk
Jerry: don't make a mess

by Ack! I'm chocking April 5, 2021

Wet yogurt

Someone who is a bit of a wanker and very full of themselves

Fucking hell don’t you reckon that tony from love island is a total wet yogurt?

by wastemannn251 September 2, 2020

Yogurt Parfait

When a man is banging your wife and shoots a load and you cuckold in and clean it up because you like nuts with your yogurt.

Mark is rubbing his belly button until the yogurt parfait order is up.

by Mr. Gazelle March 30, 2024