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JV Squad

Referring to the less attractive girls at a restaurant specilaing in hot/busty waitresses (Hooter's, Tilted Kilt, Twins Peaks, etc). They usually work the non-peak hours, typically in the dead period after the lunchtime rush or late nights on weekdays (non Thursday-Saturday). They probably have a great personality but they aren't the best to look at.
"Hey, man. You wanna go to Hooter's around 3pm?

"Heck, no. Those girls are the JV Squad. I'm sure they have a great personality but I'm not trying to go to Hooter's for a waitress' personality"
by jammasterka April 1, 2015
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Omega Squad

An awesome group of friends, the Omega Squad consists of Marvel_B, TonyFV, BarryFlash, OllieJQueen, General_Nijakids, ScribbleGent, tikobiko333, and ZDeath55. Based on the Omega & Fisk Minecaft server.
Have you heard about the Omega Squad? It's a pretty lit team!
by Nija🌐 December 26, 2016
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Turd Squad

Have you ever been drunk at a club and started dancing with a 4/10? Of course you have. We all have that sober moment once in a while where we realize when we get home with them that they aren't good what so ever and think hmmm shouldn't do it... If this has happened to you join the elite group of the turd squad. When you go to pork that duster bend her over as if you're going to give it to her good then lick your pinky shove it in her ass and yell turd squad and dip the fuck out of that ratchets house. Only select few are capable of pulling off such legendary status.
"Dude that duster was bad you took home" "I know man but I dipped the pinky in the brown star and dipped"

"TURD SQUAD"
by Vergray September 12, 2014
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saloon squad

Saloon Squad is a chapter of The Niner Empire. The squad is the largest los angeles-based chapter. This chapter is known for getting extremely nutty at there local bar parting on tables and playing northern Cal hiphop during 49er games. Also very active in the community hosting rifles for kids with autism also donations to Ronald McDonald Toys for Tots. They are very organized with a founder- president- vice president and so on. Most of the club members are season ticket holders and tailgate at every home game. There are many chapters in the greater Los Angeles area IE chapters & LB chapters. This Saloon Squad take membership very seriously and is very private about their club.
Although the Saloon Squad is based in Los Angeles majority of the members were born in Northern California. SQUAD members are die hards and don't take too kindly the outsiders- haters and rival fans. Better put they hold that SHIT down!
by 9er news October 13, 2015
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Douche Squad

A group of douches. (Read: Douchey people).
Also pertains to a certain computer repair company.
"That's some straight up Douche Squad shit right there!"
by jazzmang September 22, 2008
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Scrape Squad

A team of girls looking for attention.

Not really scrapes, but like being called one.

This may cause people to insult them, calling them stupid or annoying. These people are also searching for attention. Which in result, causes drama. Which finally, entertains the rest of the world that likes to sit back and watch on Facebook.
Have you heard of the Scrape Squad?" "Yeah they keep posting shit on Facebook
by AYALAHIGHSCHOOL January 11, 2011
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anorexic squad

A bunch of pre-teen girls (cheerleading types) that are always talking on their cellphones in a restaraunt. Usually they will throw away 95% of whatever they order and call this process "eating lunch"
"Ew. That girl is so wasteful, she just threw away all that pizza!"
"don't worry, she's on the anorexic squad."
by BennyPP7 January 8, 2010
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