dong song

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's divine to own a dick.
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick!
So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trousers snake.
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock.
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock
...And you won't
a-come
a-back.

Isn't it divine to own a dick?

- guy who sings the dong song

by DILDOFACE3000 May 12, 2016

Song yew

A common dog's name.

Song Yew, roll over.

by Dr_Pakawat January 16, 2018

Snowflake Song

The song of snowflakes, it goes like this:

*not a snowflake* (x8)
*not a snowflake* (x8)
In the tundra, the snowy tundra, the snowflake sleeps tonight

*She's not a snowflake!*
In the tundra, the icy tundra, the snowflake sleeps tonight
*She's not a snowflake!*
*not a snowflake* (x8)
*not a snowflake* (x8)
In the palace, Elsa's palace, the snowflake sleeps tonight
*She's not a snowflake!*
In the palace, Elsa's palace, the snowflake sleeps tonight
*She's not a snowflake!*
*not a snowflake* (x8)
*not a snowflake* (x8)
In the ice peaks, the pointy ice peaks, the snowflake sleeps tonight
*She's not a snowflake!*
In the ice peaks, the freezing ice peaks, the snowflake sleeps tonight
*She's not a snowflake!*
*not a snowflake* (x8)
*not a snowflake* (x8)
*She's not a snowflake!*

"I swear guys, she's not a snowflake!"
"Yeah ok, tell me how your relationship goes with Olaf"
"She's not a snowflake!"
"Ok, time for the snowflake song"

by Rahand August 5, 2022

song lie

A song in which you know the singer dosen't mean it.
for example " oh, baby lets make love all night long", you know if you were to meet them they wouldn't let you touch them with a ten foot pole.

I get tird of these song lies.

by Deep Blue 2012 July 24, 2009

Major song

A song that literally everbody has heard. Everywhere you go when someone sings it, you and all the other people in that area will know what song it is. Most of these asre not good songs but most are too.

Some major songs include: Gonna make you sweat (Everybody dance now), Hot in herre, Cant touch this, I'm Too Sexy, Ice Ice Baby, Burning Love, You should know the rest...

by I have heard all the major son October 2, 2009

yu song

a dickhead

example: you are such a Yu Song

by BATMAN1997 May 15, 2015

Beaver Song

The rhythmic sound of balls slapping a girls ass during sex.

Dude you were hitting that so hard last night I could hear the beaver song from the next room.

by NUboston August 7, 2011