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shart beans

Something that I randomly made up one day and now is this.
Idk really but like just say it as a joke
It came from a song that i heard as
SALAMMMMM
II PAPI

PSSY IN THE PUMP PEE PEE
IN THE GUNK PA PEE PEE PEE
OH
NEVER SMELL LIKE SHART BEANS
SMACK MY PSSY IN THE LIKE THE GULP GULP GULP
IN THE GULP GULP GULP
ok anyways
"never smell like shart beans"
"YOU LITTLE SHART BEAN"
"i just pooped and it reminded me of shart beans"
by goldiethefirst March 3, 2023
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mustard shart

When Tony eats an entire tub of mustard and subsequently shits his pants.
That Katz Deli Mustard Matt gave us was so good until I saw Tony mustard shart in his seat next to me.
by Bigg Body October 3, 2018
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sher-shart

The being of the year started out great, then it turned into to shit.
My sherplan didn't account for my sher-shart
by Qstp August 19, 2021
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Bum Shart

The sudden random pain you get right up in your bum hole. That goes as quick as it came.
Oh, fuck!, I just had a bum shart.
by Noam Chumpski March 13, 2018
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C-Shart

An alternate way to say "C-Sharp" (The programming language).

The naming is derived from the word "Shart" (shitting and farting simultaneously) and is typically used by soyboys that cannot handle OOP or think C-Sharp is Java 2.0.
Man, I hate OOP. C-Shart sucks so much.
by Big fuggin Tony November 8, 2023
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Lord of sharts

Lord of sharts means to be the king of all the sharts that snuck there way through your booty cheeks and in to your underwear.
by Lord of sharts July 18, 2020
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Shart Queen

The person who goes by the name of Shart Queen is Froggyalli.

Now bow to your queen and pee in the bottle for her.
Oh no! I need to find a bottle fast or the Shart Queen will be angry!
by Eggie Ahoy July 17, 2021
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