rich redneck

Someone who is capable of paying to have a golf cart modified into a lifted 4x4.

Hey bubba, did yew see da mudders on dat sweet cart?
dat yonder is one rich redneck.

by Cooter Joe Bob August 31, 2008

Redneck Tow

Moving an inoperable, undrivable vehicle from one location to another by pushing it with a regular old car (or rusty pick up truck).

One person sits in the broken car to steer, and the other drives directly behind in the 'pusher' car, flooring it to be able to move both vehicles. There is no equipment involved in this tow--just front bumper to back bumper and pedal to the metal.

A Redneck Tow is usually accompanied by screeching tires.

by tantallum May 1, 2011

Redneck Martini

When people order a draft beer and put olives in it to give the apperance of a sophisticated beverage.

Bartender, give me a redneck martini, I need to look posh and drink a beer at the same time

by Ambermarie1 May 6, 2011

Redneck bidet

When you poo in such a way that the water from the toilet splashes and touches your butthole

That Mexican food really exploded out and redneck bidet'd me on the initial splasher.

by sirfuzzle May 13, 2015

Black redneck

A black redneck is a lot like a white blues player. A black redneck wears a cowboy hat and boots, chews tobacco, goes to or participates in rodeos, drives a pickup truck, and writes or makes country music. A black redneck talks with a drawl.

The black redneck was at the Grand Ole Opry the same night the white blues player was at the House of Blues, and he fit right in.

by Solid Mantis September 27, 2020

Black redneck

A black redneck is a lot like a white blues player. A black redneck wears a cowboy hat and boots, chews tobacco, goes to or participates in rodeos, drives a pickup truck, and writes or makes country music. A black redneck talks with a drawl.

The black redneck was at the Grand Ole Opry the same night the white blues player was at the House of Blues, and he fit right in. Part of hell had broken free and loose from the rest of hell, and everyone was too preoccupied with when all hell was going to break loose to notice, so they weren't concerned with it.

by Solid Mantis September 27, 2020

redneck afterburner

When forcefully and repeatedly thrust your penis into the tailpipe of an ex's car.

Garret: Hey man, did I tell you about that time that my ex cheated on me, so I gave her Honda Civic a Redneck Afterburner?!
Jack: Oh my god, that's hilarious, I did that to my ex after she gave me a windy tuna!

Garret: Oh dude, that's Savage!

by John's fish market September 24, 2017