Nelson

A short person who incessantly brags to young children about his height in order to impress them and boost his own self esteem due to his underlying lack of confidence.

God dammit, I hate it when that stupid Nelson starts bragging to toddlers about being 5'8, when the kid's fucking 5'3.

by Mrs beast February 24, 2020

Mc Nelson

A little fifa sweat

Mc Nelson is a big sausage

by Nertian July 31, 2021

Nelsoned

When the Unturned server fuck up and Nelson Sexton fucked up.

WE HAVE BEEN NELSONED

by Fishy Fried Dishy November 21, 2018

Nelson

A little boy who thinks he's affiliated and cheated on his girl

Nelson a little boy on nothing

by Bigddaddy42069 November 1, 2020

Nelson Tzeng

Nelson Tzeng ’s usually a Taiwanese boy. Nelson is such a baby, but he is someone thats so good in bed. So good that the girls will always think of him when they are sitting on a bed, sleeping on a bed or even when they are near a bed. Nelson has cute eyebrows and a huge smile what will blow you away. He’s a great swimmer with a beautiful body making everyone in the pool wet af. If u see a nelson in the wild, catch it like a pokemon. You will never regret it.

You are such a Nelson Tzeng.
Since you are a Nelson Tzeng, you must be good in bed.

by Butterflycche November 21, 2021

nelson crow

a farmer who makes bank and gets big penis

caleb: hey dude have you seen nelson crow?

Queer kid: yeah hes out working hard!

by nelsons juice January 27, 2022

Happy Nelson

A bowel movement that is so explosive that it causes you to cum uncontrollably.

Hey Stacy, I would go out with you tonight, but I happy nelsoned my pants in the bathroom.

by mikethememegod April 22, 2024