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Landon

Hey Landon, I know this is weird but I love you and will you marry me?
I love you Landon and l all ways will
by Lilly_bugg November 24, 2021
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Landon Shankle

Landon Shankle is a big dick beast and his cum can wipe out a village of small children his dick is so big you can walk on it
by Big dick dinosaur October 1, 2023
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Landon

Landon is a guy who will be there for you since day one. He’s very dedicated to the people he chooses to hold close to, and he keeps his circle somewhat small. He has a good head on his shoulders, and he knows how to treat a girl. He’s kind, loving, and joking around is his favorite personality trait. He’s the most attractive guy you have ever seen in your life, his brown eyes and brown hair are beautiful and if a guy could be called pretty, it would be Landon. He is perfect in every way imaginable; personality, looks, heart, smile etc. Literally everything, he’s got it. You are guaranteed to fall in love with him, and he will be an important part of your life for the long run. Everyone needs a Landon
🫧: I have a new boyfriend!!
🗽: Is he a Landon?

🫧: No actually he’s a-

🗽: L
by Derpyferretsgirlfriend June 7, 2022
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landon burke

A whiny, stubborn 9 year who can't listen. He is annoying with no sense of humor. He talks 24/7 even in his sleeping. You would be lucky if you did NOT know a Landon Burke.
Landon Burke is SOOO annoying!!!!
by Hello many fellow sir July 8, 2017
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Landon

Really cool and awesome guy who is honestly just really cool with long blonde hair and beautiful blue eyes and he’s just really cool and great at wake skimming and his cock and balls are huge just absolutely massive
“Landon is perfect
by Landon234 October 4, 2020
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Landon

A weird creature that emerges from the void to commit various crimes.
Omg run there’s a Landon coming.
by orxcle4 December 28, 2023
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Landon

A gay dude who eat a lot of penis
by Dycibgccg September 14, 2020
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