I'm just gonna' take a hot dog at IKEA

It means that you're on your way to take a jerk. Instead of openly saying that you want to jerk off, this is a way for parents to hopefully not understand, which reduces the chance of them catching you jerking off.

"Guys, will be back soon, I'm just gonna' take a hot dog at IKEA"

by Bokskogen July 28, 2022

Hot Dog Sock

A weird way to say condom.
To use a sock to cover the ejac when masturbating.

"Hold on Jenny, I need my Hot Dog Sock."

"I'm about to blow, better grab the Hot Dog Sock."

by Crackin Jackin September 17, 2018

Hot dog water

Like hot dog water the leftovers after you boil or micro wave cheap sub par hotdogs like bar S not farmland which is top shelf.

Definition:

A nothing ass worthless waste a soul fuckin punk that momma shoulda swallowed him. Like him hot dogvwater is good for nothing . you cant eat it drink it has no nutritional value and looks and smell like burnt silly putty.
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This creamed corn ass hot dog water ass nigga aint shit but a pariah to our community , lets band together and take our homes and peace back the easy or hard way. This guy is a domestic terrorist treason violate him .

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by Janette Spotavious August 25, 2022

Hot dog lover

A guy, usually named Alex, that is into bestiality & owns a cligny dog that sniffs his junk a lot. He likes to joke around about bestiality, becomes protective & then deny any claims of it, but when you suck his dick their is left over peanut butter on it.

Prinssece:"I went to see Alex yesterday & I gave him oral. His dog was watching & his chode dick tasted like peanut butter."

Peaches:" oh, gurl he is definitely a hot dog lover."

by BrocolisHunter69 May 4, 2018

no hot dog

a more in depth way of saying “no cap, no glizzy, no kizzy”

bro no hot dog they were doing incest last night. yes bro like no hot dog

by cjcjxb November 26, 2020

Brown hot dog

To leave a solid and sausage-shaped turd between the labia majora and in slight contact with the labia minora.

Janet got mad at me because i pulled a brown hot dog on her without letting her know in advance.

by Phunkel Uphjaphamp December 5, 2018

hot-dog

another slang term for a hypodermic needle, used in the injection of narcotics.

I'll have to sharpen my hot-dog if I'm going to be able to find a vein, today.

by DanielP January 3, 2008