Greasy Spatula

When you spank someone with a spatula after they sharted

I had to throw away all my kitchen utensils after my roommate gave his gf a greasy spatula

by jumbo_plumbo February 26, 2022

Greasy topless

The act of masturbating furiously, then rubbing the resulting ejaculate into your chest.

Richard had a tough day so had a greasy topless to centre himself

by Wilson wiener November 17, 2021

Drop a greasy

Take a dump. Defacate.

I went to the bathroom to drop a greasy.

by Chuckie Sue September 20, 2018

Greasy

A synonym for dirty

"That hot ginger Ashley is going to send me some greasy pictures just so I stop sending her sappy music videos"

by Ginger Hoss February 3, 2023

greasy axle

a sweaty arse crack,

fuck its so hot ive got a greasy axle,

by harrydare October 4, 2012

Greasy night

When you brown nose your boss but they are full of shit so you get it all over yourself

That was one hell of a party, shame we forgot to invite the influencer’s from Dubai because we are now in for one hell of a greasy night

by Mathew Harris May 8, 2022

Greasy Toolbox

Vagina.

You should have heard her scream when I pounded her greasy toolbox with my spam hammer.

by Just-in Jizzed-out December 5, 2010