ghetto dank

1) so ghetto that its dank.
2) a lot more awesome than dank.
3) a production company.

1) Yo, dawg! You be living in the projects? Thats ghetto dank!

2) G: That new car is pimpin'!
Dawg: Yeeee, G! Its ghetto dank.

3) White Kid: Dude, did you check out the new vid by ghetto dank?
G: WTF???

by mrboochieman March 15, 2008

Ghetto Microwave

1. A microwave that doesn't have buttons but a dial instead and makes a ding sound when done. Also burns hot dogs.
2. Also can be used to describe something that sucks

1. My ghetto microwave broke down... Again.

2. Damn! This is so ghetto like Chris's microwave!

by AsianD3fin3r March 29, 2009

Ghetto Guzzle

The act of drinking a 40oz beer in 5 seconds or less to avoid incarceration for public consumption of alcohol. Usually involves law enforcement presence.

Me and my homey's were hangin' at the 7-11, getting our smoke and drink on, when up pulled the fuzz.. we had to Ghetto Guzzle our 40's and book it out of there!

by Carsan07 February 10, 2010

ghetto bed

A bare mattress on the floor. Possibly soiled.

"He's in there lying on his ghetto bed playing video games." "Ben hit that thing up in the spare room on a ghetto bed."

by Bensjammin September 21, 2011

Ghetto einstein

The smartest person in the projects, the one all the people go to see when they have a question

"Yo Latroy, how we change the battery in da whip?"
"I dunno LaMarcus, what I look like, The Ghetto Einstein?"

by WhiteRichie September 13, 2020

Ghetto Bentley

Did you mean: Chrysler 300?

That there's a Ghetto Bentley. Chrysler 300 lookin ass.

by panicedathedisco June 22, 2016

ghetto laptop

A desktop computer and monitor that can be accessible by a couch or chair that sits in front of a TV and can be used just like a laptop computer.

Right now, sitting on the couch, just facebooking on my ghetto laptop and watching sportscenter.

by king cortez the third August 19, 2010