dick dressing

The after effects of when pulling ones dick from a cunt or anal cavity.

Yo john i was fucking my girl but she was so wide i slipped it in her ass instead and after i pulled out i had the worst dick dressing on my shaft i have ever experinced.

John: I would recommend she shower more and even consider an enema.

by Citizens April 22, 2014

Dress Fracture

The action of ripping a females dress open in order to gain access to the vagina and/or asshole.

Dress Fracture- We were so horny we couldn't wait, so I dress fracktured her.

by Cackyblacky September 24, 2016

I Love That Dress

It’s a “friend phrase” for when you are loving your environment, place or situation with said friend.

Chad: “Let’s go to Montreal and hit up the gay district”
Jesse: “YES girl, I love that dress”

by A Chelaea Handler Fan October 10, 2022

DRESS UP

The best song by singer,songwriter Chloe moriondo. It is the 7th track on her 2022 album SUCKERPUNCH

Someone: OMG OMG did you listen to Chloe moriondos new song?
You: No, what's it called?
Someone: DRESS UP and it is life changing

by Emerals February 21, 2023

Getting dressed

Having an object placed inside of the rectum, as dressing is placed into a turkey.

He was getting dressed at his colonoscopy appointment.

by Eg_n_chee November 25, 2021

Bella Dress

A dress worn by psycho who deliberately drivs recklessly and almost k*ll passengers for attention, then shows up at said passenger’s friend’s house uninvited.

Don’t get that dress. It’s a Bella dress.

by Total Simp April 8, 2023

Harry in a Dress

Only the most valid and best thing.

Harry in a Dress is very sexy, manly and beautiful.

by charlotte lolz November 20, 2020