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An activity which is funny enough that the punishment for the activity is worth the comedic value. Typically a military term.
"We will have no lance corporal esque activities tonight"
by TheLocalBiGuy July 11, 2024
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Corporate Catfishing

When a person uses an excessively old picture and uses filters too much to hide their actual age in work programs like MS Teams
You see Lisa on the call yesterday? Actually using the filter to look like she isn't 50 years old? She is totally corporate catfishing the team.
by charlie456789 March 22, 2024
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Corporate Slavery

Modern day slavery in the workforce is corporate slavery is the mistreatment of employees by paying low wages and no health care. Typically you have a toxic manager that focuses on what you do wrong, which is minimal, but focusing on what you do well and does realize that you have a life outside of work. Often there is a point system for attendance, for instance getting one point for calling sick. You can only earn a certain of points if you call off for work, but you could be a single mother with sick children. Corporate Slavery has risen dramatically due to the decline of unions and "The Right to Work"
Me: Kathy just called in sick for today because when she woke up, her fiancee next to her in bed had died in bed.

Krystal: Can you believe Sheri's response to Kathy was that since it was unplanned absence she would earn a point. Then the boss told her she wouldn't paid for her bereavement time, because he was just a fiancee - not yet a husband.

Me: So wait - are telling me that Kathy won't received the paid bereavement because he was "just" a fiancee. I can't believe Sheri would even mention points. Like Kathy gives a shit right now.

Krystal: This is corporate slavery. Remember when the computers were non-functional and we had to show up to this damn cube farm all three days and just at a non-working computer.

Me: That was horribly boring! Right right this is just a form of modern day slavery. I hate it here, when do I get to time off during the day to be able to interview. It is almost impossible to get your time off approved.
by Siouxsie Supertramp October 12, 2020
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Lobotomy Corporation

unemployed final boss made by project moon
you will play it and you cant stop playing it
digital fentanyl
ayin : what day are you on in Lobotomy Corporation?
angela : fuck you
by 𓂺 January 5, 2025
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Corporate-Cuck-Fuck

An ass-pull / sad-excuse for mega corporation to connect with today’s world
Pride month is just a corporate-cuck-fuck excuse for a company to target the LGBTQ+ community
by Randythefeltedface December 6, 2023
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Corporal Beanbag

Pulling a corporal beanbag is sitting in a corner, camping. You offer up all your supplies like the common whore you are. As your team gets pushed you piss, shit, and cum in your little corner. When you die you blame the Delta Circle.
God Damn is Nova can you not be a corporal beanbag.
by BCK KOP May 22, 2022
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