tecticly

When an male refuses to admit loss to a female, generally after several sequential losses, through machismo, ego or feeling of demasculinization. Denial.

We played 4 games. I lost; You tecticly didn't win. You won by default!

by Mamma Realist May 19, 2011

Testickler

a small beard, usually found on the douchiest of douchebags, like a goatee, but grown with the idea to provide pleasure to thier partners scrotum during oral sex.

Butch: I really appreciate you growing a testickler for me, Craig!
Craig: no problem, and what nice about it is that the more of your man goo that dribbles on it, the softer it becomes!
Butch: It looks like it's getting split ends?
Craig: Lets fix that up right now, zip, slurp, nom, nom, nom.

by Spanks Johnson February 4, 2012

tecticles

Spectacles for your testicles.

"Oi Dave!" says Pete-the-lege. "Have you seen my new tecticles?", as he unzips his fly. "Look, it lets the lady know you're classy".

"Pete your testicles look like a fucking librarian you tosser" Exclaims Dave.

by Bob-The-Lege Dylan May 6, 2016

Testiclarium

Nut house

Close the windows at the testiclarium or the nuts will freeze!

by CunnieBadger March 9, 2021

Testickle

when you cum in the toilet bowl so hard the water splashes back up at you and hits your balls

guy 1: how was your righty handy time
guy 2: awful i came so hard i had a testickle

by Connor S April 10, 2021

Tefticles

Pronounced (TEFT-TIK-LS)

The special breed of testicles only produced by the one ancestorial family the tefaili's

Jack- "oh great heavens" *exclaims jack
Jeremy- "aye bruh shuush I clipped these of one of the tefaili brothers"

Jack- "I love Tefticles, they ar-"
*jeremy dunks the tefticles in Jacks mouth*

by AutysmOOliver April 6, 2022

testiclii

a group of testicles

me and my friends chopped off our balls at my place and now i wake up hungover with a flock of testiclii on my cupboard

by scrotummaster69420 March 20, 2023