ted fred

A good boi OR a nickname for something or someone but mostly used for good bois

Hey! Ted Fred! How ya doing today. or Awwwww such a good Ted Fred.

by Amazing358foot November 17, 2020

ted fisher

A very sexy man that every girl want to sleep with and maybe oral

Ted Fisher can call me up any time.

by Stankysocks December 14, 2015

Fort Ted

Fort Ted.

"fort ted"
"..."
"okay"

by wazzcock September 11, 2022

TEDS

Trump and Elon Derangement Syndrome (TEDS) refers to an informal, hyperbolic term used to describe an intense, often irrational aversion or obsession with former U.S. President Donald Trump and entrepreneur Elon Musk.

Symptoms might include:

• An exaggerated focus on the negative aspects of Trump's and Musk's actions, statements, or policies.

• Frequent, emotionally charged discussions or social media posts about them, often characterized by a lack of nuance or context.

• A tendency to attribute all societal or business problems to these two individuals, regardless of their actual influence on the issue.

• Dismissal of any positive actions or achievements by Trump or Musk without consideration.

Origins: This term was famously coined by X user cerwinliveIG.

“It looks like somebody is suffering from TEDS over there!”

by HighlyCaffeinated February 17, 2025

Uncle ted

The sexiest man alive, sometimes this extreamly sexy man will try to get into the shower with you. But dont worry. He only will molest you without consent. If you give him consent he will not intrested.

Not kenzie: who is that really sexyyy mannnn
Not teagan: its that sexy uncle ted guy

by Keagantenzie January 7, 2020

Ted

Ted is a pumpkin he wants to sell you something mostly seen at hollween his worst enemy that always try’s to one up him is cucumber lemon with his wife lime

Ted is cool

Ted is smart

Ted

by Lemonmonke_vr February 28, 2022

Tool Box Ted

Referring to bicycle mechanics. A guy who thinks he is a pro mechanic because he’s watched a few videos on YouTube. He has more money than brains. He tries to work on his own bike but usually does more harm than good. He then takes said bike to a real mechanic for a real fix and always blames his errors on non-existent manufacturing defects.

Mechanic: What the fuck happened to this wheel?

TBT: I tried truing it, but it just wouldn’t work. Obviously there’s something wrong with it.

Mechanic: It looks like a God Damn Pringle. Jesus you’re a Tool Box Ted.

by LtDanGotNoLegs March 29, 2020