Ted Paul

Ted Paul is the person who loves Clarisse the most. Clarisse appreciates everything that Ted Paul does to her. He is the love of her life. Clarisse will always include Ted Paul in her future.

1. Ted Paul is the name of Clarisse's first love.

by jcgmcgcjplma June 2, 2024

Ted White

Ted White is an experianced actor/stuntman whose career goes back to the late 50's. He has doubled for such stars as John Wayne, Fess Parker, Clark Gable and others. He has also had roles in televison over the years. Other films include "Romancing the Stone", "Starman", "Major League", "Oh, God! Book 2", and many others. He reluctantly accepted the role of Jason Voorhees in "Friday the 13th The Final Chapter" and is widely considered to be one of the best who have portrayed the hockey-masked psychopath. He regularly is a guest at conventions and enjoys meeting fans.

Ted White was awesome as Jason!

Ted White's character in Romancing the stone was a real bastard!

by locutusofdouche February 19, 2010

Uncle ted

The sexiest man alive, sometimes this extreamly sexy man will try to get into the shower with you. But dont worry. He only will molest you without consent. If you give him consent he will not intrested.

Not kenzie: who is that really sexyyy mannnn
Not teagan: its that sexy uncle ted guy

by Keagantenzie January 7, 2020

Tool Box Ted

Referring to bicycle mechanics. A guy who thinks he is a pro mechanic because he’s watched a few videos on YouTube. He has more money than brains. He tries to work on his own bike but usually does more harm than good. He then takes said bike to a real mechanic for a real fix and always blames his errors on non-existent manufacturing defects.

Mechanic: What the fuck happened to this wheel?

TBT: I tried truing it, but it just wouldn’t work. Obviously there’s something wrong with it.

Mechanic: It looks like a God Damn Pringle. Jesus you’re a Tool Box Ted.

by LtDanGotNoLegs March 29, 2020

Ted Ravies

An STD which is passed on by kissing someone, if you kiss someone with ted ravies you have perminant sloppy lips

Izzy kissed ted now she has ted ravies!

by Mollystafford315 January 26, 2017

The Kris-Ted Effect

When two handsome, polite guys go out for a nice time, and rather than objectify women and demonstrate toxic masculinity to the entire bar, they make friends and get free drinks.

I had such a great time at Mario’s, and because of the Kris-Ted effect, I didn’t spend a dollar!

by Kj7770 November 17, 2023

TED talk

A lengthy and detailed explanation about a particular topic, usually in an educational setting.

Daniel: I have just finished my teaching session.
Colleagues: We were done with ours a long time ago.
Daniel: You all are so fast!
Colleagues: You were giving a TED talk!

by DanielJJ December 29, 2021