Spanker Tanker

an absolute piss missle in baseball, gone forever aaron hernandez, legit never coming back like buddy you better ask that pitcher for another ball because that thing isnt coming back son

holy balls timmy just hit an absolute spanker tanker 450 dead center hes so attractive

by spanker tanker man June 11, 2022

Split a Tangerine

Sex act which will ultimately end in the saddest 21st birthday imaginable. 9 partners (or less) in a tent. May cause the tent to cut away from the inside so adhere to caution; do not indulge this fantasy if you happen to be travelling in a chilly climate.

'Shall we split a tangerine?'
'Oh...I am SOO going to split a tangerine tonight'
'Splitting a tangerine is a beautiful thing'
'The yeti enjoys splitting tangerines'

'Sharing is caring if a tangerine is involved *wink wink*'

by A Minnesotan November 6, 2018

National Will Tanner Day

April 19th marks the day of national G-Ster day of the one and only will tanner

“Yo dude do you know what day it is, it’s national will tanner day”

by Bigboy67575 April 19, 2021

The Achilles Tender

The phenomenon resulted from the inability to dip a complete or partially consumed chicken tender, nugget or other finger food completely into the selected sauce entirely without completely letting go of said food.

Hey what’s the name of that thing you thought of?

The Achilles Tender. It’s when you can’t dip your food 100% in the sauce without letting go of it

by RuggedlyHandsomeBoi June 20, 2021

High-Speed Tender Bender

A high speed tender bender is defined by picking up food at the drive thru and you scarf it down in the front seat as fast as you can.

"we're in a little bit of a rush so we gotta go on a high-speed tender bender"

by soursabbath November 11, 2022

Low-Speed Tender Bender

A Low-Speed Tender Bender is defined by slowly consuming chicken tenders whilst appreciating the flavor profile with full respect.

“Home dawg, let’s just take in the moment and appreciate these tendies,” said Peanut. “Absolutely, let us have a Low-Speed Tender Bender!” Exclaimed Jymbo.

by soursabbath November 11, 2022

tarder monkeys

to be used like the saying "darn it" when you forget something, or you are frustrated

Tarder monkeys! I forgot my homework.

by Natalie March 7, 2004