The moldy residue that builds up on your penis after having unprotected sex with several prostitutes. If not properly cleaned right away it has been scientifically proven to develop new strands of bacteria that modern medicine is unable to cure or properly treat.
Person A: Hey bro, what did you put on my toast?
Person B: I rubbed my dick on it, it's hooker taint.
Person A: Wow, I can't believe it's not butter!
Person B: I rubbed my dick on it, it's hooker taint.
Person A: Wow, I can't believe it's not butter!
by HolyToiletWater July 19, 2012
Get the Hooker Taintmug. Jeff: Dude it is seriously colder then a Goblin's Taint out here right now.
Adam: I know this, my balls just curled inside my anus like a goblin's punch.
Adam: I know this, my balls just curled inside my anus like a goblin's punch.
by jeff detty February 4, 2009
Get the Goblin's Taintmug. When you're getting your dick sucked and the woman takes balls in mouth while sticking her tounge out to lick the taint.
by 12bdk May 3, 2016
Get the tainted squirrelmug. an act of violent and catastrophic revenge on a person who made a poor life decision by messing with the wrong business person in a weakened economy.
He owes me over $4,000. So next time I see him I'm going to give him a bloody taint he'll never forget.
by Manrizzle January 19, 2010
Get the Bloody Taintmug. by Smacktalker9999 January 1, 2011
Get the Taint-Rapistmug. a game that is played by couples traditionally. The object of the game is to touch each others genitalia. The game is strictly played over the weekend (Saturday, Sunday). Points are given for the successful touch (either through clothes or under clothes) and the immediate exclamation of "Point!". The winner is announced at the end of the weekend. There are a few simple rules:
1.) The bedroom and under blankets are the safe zones, no tags/touches can occur in the safe zone
2.) no 'tag backs' for 15 minutes after a successful 'taint tag'
3.) tagging while using the restroom is an automatic win
4.) Only direct genitalia tag can happen in private, not
public (may be amendable, but not advised)
1.) The bedroom and under blankets are the safe zones, no tags/touches can occur in the safe zone
2.) no 'tag backs' for 15 minutes after a successful 'taint tag'
3.) tagging while using the restroom is an automatic win
4.) Only direct genitalia tag can happen in private, not
public (may be amendable, but not advised)
Johnny won last weekend over Sally in Taint Tag, because he was sneaky and had quick hands.
This weekend, Sally won because she surprised Johnny while he was peeing, piss went every where.
This weekend, Sally won because she surprised Johnny while he was peeing, piss went every where.
by WinningReddit May 23, 2012
Get the Taint Tagmug. Proper noun describing the rubbery area between the scrotum and anus; commonly inhabited in elderly Indian men, or the most vile, disgusting, and nasty smells a human can come into contact with.
Dan: "How can u breathe up there with all that smoke?"
Cory: "I can't really, that scrap box fire has this whole plant smelling like Gjeto's Taint!"
Cory: "I can't really, that scrap box fire has this whole plant smelling like Gjeto's Taint!"
by doublicious21 December 6, 2011
Get the Gjeto's Taintmug.