Tactical Squadron Alpha

A squadron in KOG, that is reserved for people who have this thing called "common sense" and knows how to pull a trigger against QSO, also in other words: Doesn't have a skill issue."

OMG, TACTICAL SQUADRON ALPHA KNOCC OFF!11!

by ArcherDooser/Roo October 31, 2023

Gazpacho Tactics

1) When one is trying to describe "Gestapo Tactics", but is as clueless as WWII scholar and Holocaust historian Marjorie Taylor Greene.

2) A sarcastic comment on contemporary American policing tactics when they use ridiculously-excessive shows of force against non-existent threats to public safety.

3) Any comically-excessive intimidation tactic that's completely out of proportion to the threat. (if any)

Also see "Gazpacho Police"

Sending thirty cops to a Tesla dealership where nothing was happening was nothing but blatant Gazpacho Tactics and a waste of resources.

by Ed Cox March 18, 2025

tactical masturbation

It's a term for masturbating (or busting a nut) before meeting a girl or going on a date. Now.. how is it useful? Well it helps you to think with your brain and not with your dick.

My friend: Bro.... I made a mistake. I accidentally did the deeds with Lily...

Me: God damn Lily???? Bro you really should have tactical masturbation

by Harsit2006 December 29, 2023

Tactical fried chicken

You get advantage on attack rolls in the hood

He threw the tactical fried chicken into the hood and distracted the monkeys

by Ball touchertheninety ninth January 29, 2025

Tactical circumcision

When you're cold and your mate decides to donate his foreskin for you to wear as a vest.

I can't believe I forgot my hoodie yesterday. Thank god Wilfred gave himself a tactical circumcision for me.

by Stretchy Foreskin November 5, 2021

Tactical German hand edge

If a toddler is indecent, misbehaves or naughty, her parents will smack her hand in the face, in good old Prussian fashion. Thus, the child is tactically immobilized.

John: "The motherfucker just won't be quiet! It doesn't help!"
Hans: "I know something. An old German educational method"
*Tactical German hand edge on child's face, causing child to magically calm down*

by The Görmen August 21, 2022

Thizz Tactics

Stupid shit you do when youre rolling (on ecstasy)

One time me and my friend got so high we didnt notice and walked in the girls bathroom at wal-mart. at 2 in the morning. to rail another bomb haha thizz tactics for sure

by E-Blurr November 20, 2010