The loudest and most annoying instrument in the band. Trumpets have a sworn enemy between the clarinets and flutes. Generally loud and obnoxious and the people who play them are the same way. They can never play in tune and if something goes wrong with a performance, it was their fault. Don't be a trumpet.
Me: Dude, the trumpets are fucking up again. We haven't even played 3 measures yet.
Friend: I know, our band would be so much better without them.
Friend: I know, our band would be so much better without them.
by @thatnerdoverthere December 8, 2019
Get the Trumpetmug. Ouch, I can barely move my finger, I guess this is what I get for playing trumpet, trumpet pinky sucks. This trumpet sure is a brasshole.
by Swagbæ June 18, 2018
Get the trumpet pinkymug. by fcktrump October 28, 2020
Get the trumpetmug. by Sapio Peach August 2, 2022
Get the Trumpet Buttmug. by Thor from Whitestone January 26, 2019
Get the scottish trumpetmug. by Pepepoopoobitch September 1, 2019
Get the Rusty trumpetmug. The Tibetan Butt Trumpet is when you get ripped with your friends and only have enough cash for some Taco Bell. Whoever passes out first gets a kazoo shoved in their ass and you all laugh like maniacs when they start to fart humming squeezing noises.
Walt came over with s bottle of Jack and we all killed it doing shots. Mike Z passed out dead drunk after 23 shots and 7 1/2 bean burritos. Jackson shoved a kazoo in his asshole and within twenty minutes he was playing a symphony on the Tibetan Butt Trumpet
by Miltythecheese June 10, 2017
Get the tibetan butt trumpetmug.