Me leaving the Zoo

Opposite of "Me at the Zoo", the first YouTube video. This video has yet to be made, but will be the last video on Youtube.

If Jawed uploads a video titled "Me leaving the Zoo", it will be the end of YouTube.

by FridayFunkGaming291 July 28, 2025

National leave the basement day

On March 19, that is a day of when anyone who has kidnapped you, has to too free you.

You: Hey, it's national leave the basement day!
Kidnapper: Oh shit my fault, you good to go

by Minecraftplay1830 February 29, 2024

Leave me alone

The nicer way to say "fuck off".

Sibling 1: *geniunley being annoying*
Sibling 2: Asshole, could you leave me alone for a moment?

by axodoescocaine March 17, 2023

run off and leave him NOT holding the bag

To not only skip out on your partner in crime so dat he gets da blame for your "combined" transgressions, but you also abscond with whatever ill-gotten booty dat said hapless cohort helped you to "acquire"!

In da "Adventures Of Huckleberry Finn" tale, da King and da Duke had both secretly planned to bilk da other out of da sack of gold --- i.e., each one of said selfish 'n' shameless shysters possessed da classic "no honor among thieves" mindset, and thus was going to pull da disgraceful "run off and leave him NOT holding the bag" on his unwitting accomplice!

by QuacksO January 18, 2025

Three Leaves Socks

Sao mà nhiều vớ chất lượng in và vải tốt nhưng mắc thế này

Ê mày mua vớ đâu tốt?
Three Leaves Socks kìa, đầy cả ra!

by Three Leaves Socks November 23, 2021

Leaving the stadium

The act of removing oneself prematurely from an undesirable dating situation in order to avoid an awkward goodbye and empty promises of staying in contact.

Similar to when one leaves a football stadium before the game ends to avoid heavy traffic.

Bob Smith: Dude how was your date last night?

Johnny Douche: Man I got so hammered I don't even remember. Sarah must have found some friends at the bar cause I went to go talk to her when the game was over and she wasn't there.

Bob Smith: Dude, she didn't find any friends. She was leaving the stadium...

by holla-at-a-playa April 15, 2009

Kohl's leave

This is what happens when you shit yourself at work and have to go to Kohl's to buy new pants and underwear. Best used when Kohl's is right across the street from work so you don't leave a train of actual shit.

Fuck. I just shit myself. Guess I better request Kohl's leave from management.

by CognitiveCaveat January 31, 2025