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fan theory

Set of assumption which are intended to explain an unfinished event or series of events in a book, movie or saga.
by Theory fan May 31, 2016
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Lollipop theory

When a guy or girl dates a bunch of different people until they find out which is the best for them.
John: I see you have a new girlfriend
James: No, I'm just testing out this lollipop theory.
by Mr. Slang February 7, 2010
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Unicomputation theory

When old people think there's only one fucking computer in the neighborhood by saying "the computer."
Grandma: "I got onlogged on the computer yesterday."
You: "that's the unicomputation theory, grandma, you stupid bitch."
by -sonic December 13, 2010
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Loop Theory

A theory pioneered by R. Khan that predicts the number of arrangements (A) there are for a number, n, of cross-over points in the loop. It turns out, after much study, A = 2n.
In a loop with 2 crossover points, there are 4 different arrangements. I learned this using LOOP THEORY!
by MathScribe February 24, 2009
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cisconian theory

the study of CISCO curriculi ex:CCNA, CCNP etc...
I am studying Cisconian Theory bitch
by Nairda Seyer January 19, 2009
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Kesler's Theory

Kesler's Theory of Infinite Universes states that within every atom in creation exists an entire universe. This theory supports both the parallel universe theory and the big bang theory.
Kesler's Theory means that atomic bombs are much more than just destructive weapons, and are in fact, tools of mass creation.
by porky pie January 20, 2022
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The Retardum Theory

A theory that states that anyone acting retarded while not having any mental health issues will later in life become retarded due to the brain being tricked by a person's actions that itself is afflicted with such condition. This effect has no known way of reverting to before it took place, but it is believed that concentrated doses of Flinstone Vitamin Gummies (specifically 1995 production doses) improves their affect.
Will: "Durr!! HURRRRRRR!"

Grace: "Hill stop acting like a fucking retard, haven't you heard of The Retardum Theory?"
by McJazzerVEVO October 19, 2019
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