A person who panic buys food staples at the first hint of a snow storm. Typically found in the Midwest, this type of shopper will stock up on 15 to 20 days worth of milk, eggs, and bread to ride out a one to two day snow event. What is ironic about the French Toaster is that they unwittingly bought the ingredients for, but very rarely make, French toast.
The Weather report calls for an inch of snow for tomorrow. I'll bet the French Toasters are emptying the shelves of milk, bread, and eggs again.
by The Reverand Doctor December 31, 2020
Get the French Toastermug. "(Mumbling furiously) God damn toaster lover!"
~ "Chief" Galen Tyrol, Battlestar Galactica Season 2 episode 9, while engaged in bloody fisticuffs with Karl "Helo" Agathon
~ "Chief" Galen Tyrol, Battlestar Galactica Season 2 episode 9, while engaged in bloody fisticuffs with Karl "Helo" Agathon
by L31f Greane September 11, 2018
Get the Toaster Lovermug. A type of genre for horror games that refers to when you know a game will have a cheesy jumpscare, but you don't know when.
by MrMeme_Machine December 28, 2024
Get the Toaster Horrormug. by Jordzyyy March 20, 2021
Get the Toastermug. A toaster thot is someone who is fake depressed and is a hoe. The toaster means toaster in bath tub.
Person 1: Why is Courtney acting so depressed all the time.
Person 2: Oh shes not actually shes just a toaster thot
Person 2: Oh shes not actually shes just a toaster thot
by Desthomes September 17, 2019
Get the Toaster Thotmug. Given to a cis-gender female who has had a sexual relation, particularly coitus, with four or more penis-havers from the same collegiate fraternity.
Brother Chad was interested in this sorority girl, but I told him he would owe her a toaster if he proceeded.
by jorgenitales November 8, 2022
Get the Toastermug. When both single people have no intentions of taking things further but like the attention. A pluralized state of “breadcrumbing”.
“She’s breadcrumbing you bro. She never has anything to say other than “hello” and can’t make a date without bailing...”
“...nope. It’s all crumbs! She thinks I’m on the hook, but It’s a toaster pan. We’re both dropping leftover crumbs. I’m just in it for the pussy and she likes the attention”
“...nope. It’s all crumbs! She thinks I’m on the hook, but It’s a toaster pan. We’re both dropping leftover crumbs. I’m just in it for the pussy and she likes the attention”
by Wordsmyth87 June 6, 2021
Get the toaster panmug.