I’ll alert the press

sarcastic remark, indicating apathy regarding an unnecessary/uninteresting comment. See “alert the media” for similar meaning.

*dead silence*

A: I’m going to go to the bathroom

B: ….I’ll alert the press.

by gl.dot August 12, 2023

Press-On Nail Error

A clerical mistake, or "typo," that results from the operator wearing artificial fingernails, or press-on nails.

My Medicaid reimbursement payments were inaccurate due to numerous press-on nail errors.

by DC Dawg February 3, 2012

Pressed

When your feeling suicidal and depressed from getting harassed; Or just want to beat up your neighbors annoying 4 year old daughter who pulls up every day wearing a onesie; Juice Wrld

Mom: O the neighbors daughter came to say hi today

Me: Im fockin pressed

by MicroIMP January 20, 2021

The meat press

when a male reveals his genetalia and presses his cock and balls into a glass window which people are eating dinner on. the other side.

Wilma: oh check out that Meat Press while im trying to eat.

Kenneth: fuck yeah , smudge it in son , that's you do THE MEAT PRESS

by Scott_sporto the 1st November 5, 2024

press angles

To take a stand and do something about it.

“Should i press angles on him”
“nah i’m pressing angles”

by ukslayslangerrr December 21, 2023

cooter-press

Pressing female butt cheeks against the window from the inside of a car. Often while the car is in motion. If you can only see the butt cheeks, it is called a moon. But if you can see her cooter along with the moon, it is referred to as a cooter-press. Her butt along with her cooter are pressed against the window.

Oh my gosh Dilbert, did you see the car that just passed us? The girl in the back seat was giving us a cooter-press. Speed up and see if she will do it again.

by Pokefan88 January 9, 2009

Pickle Press

Verby Erby: To press THE PICKLE........... PRESS THAT SHIT......................................

let's put the pickle in context.

Gizmocat: MEOW
Kelly Gordys women: GORDY!

Gordy is at the window with his pickle up against the glass

PICKLE PRESS:
to press THE PICKLE against the glass

by milkthatwilklittleleeeeooooo.L February 21, 2024