by bruhskiithe1st May 21, 2021
Get the monkey cultmug. Oh? You mean you're not going to continue you to do that? Because you were doing that up until now and the internet shit-libs are going to keep doing and NOW...
Hym "The conservatives are doing it too... The were already an Authoritarian Religious Cult and now they're back at it again and are violating the constitution by imposing their incest cult on the schools in their states. So... That isn't helpful. It's too late for any of that. You've already lost. You might as well go into hibernation for the next 5 years because you're done. You shouldn't have let the economy slip fuck-face. And by economy I mean the price of domestic goods. And I don't care about the billionaires shit-lib. Prices down NOW. Don't care how it happens. Also, my thing or death."
by Hym Iam July 4, 2024
Get the Authoritarian Religious Cultmug. by meep.v August 5, 2021
Get the Vegetatard Cultmug. Only the BEST podcast ever, featuring The Thrill, Young Don, and Astro Dior. New episodes monday and thursday.
by TheBesteveryeah December 16, 2022
Get the this is not a cult podcastmug. by smallyaly July 1, 2020
Get the bonk cultmug. Yup. Totally. Choas. Foundation. Critical thinking. Democracy. Stalin. Hitler. Not the church.
Hym "Oh? Really? That all sounds familiar..."
Some Guy "Yeah! It's a totalitarian sect-cult that is doing anti-cult propaganda for *insert foreign enemy* bzzzzrrp!"
Hym "Neat! I love those!"
Some Guy "But it's not the church! Don't think for a second that the church would EVER... Do a targeted disinformation campaign... I mean... They would burn people alive but they would NEVER lie blatantly about a g-g-g-guy! *beep boop*"
Hym "Oh shit! There's a guy now!? Who's the guy!?"
Some Guy "Oh man! You won't believe it! He's a schizophrenic psychopath with adhd and a messiah complex and a Nepolian complex and he's got all the disorders and he says he's being targeted and harassed but really he is organizing the targeting and harassing!"
Hym "Oh? Really? That all sounds familiar..."
Some Guy "Yeah! It's a totalitarian sect-cult that is doing anti-cult propaganda for *insert foreign enemy* bzzzzrrp!"
Hym "Neat! I love those!"
Some Guy "But it's not the church! Don't think for a second that the church would EVER... Do a targeted disinformation campaign... I mean... They would burn people alive but they would NEVER lie blatantly about a g-g-g-guy! *beep boop*"
Hym "Oh shit! There's a guy now!? Who's the guy!?"
Some Guy "Oh man! You won't believe it! He's a schizophrenic psychopath with adhd and a messiah complex and a Nepolian complex and he's got all the disorders and he says he's being targeted and harassed but really he is organizing the targeting and harassing!"
Hym "Wow! I like him already! Tell me more!"
Some Guy "Oh geez, well, he wants to sow the seeds of CHOAS! And he LOVES Stalin and Hilter! And he HATES democracy! And he's doesn't want you to use your critical thinking so he can destroy the foundation of the west and trick you into thinking that the church is bad!"
Hym "Oh no! How could a Jewish incest cult possibly be bad!?"
Some Guy "I don't know! But you don't believe him, right? Because he's got all the disorders and complexes that there are. AND! AND! He's possessed by a ghost!"
Hym "Ohoho! Spooky! That's a pretty spooky Totalitarian Sect-Cult right there! I'll keep an eye out, alright? You take care now."
Some Guy "Bzzzzrrrp! R-r-r-remember, the church might be hiding pedophiles but they definitely wouldn't ever expend any capital to steal a guy's identity and replace him with crisis actors to promote an explicitly pro-religion propaganda campaign!"
Hym "Well alrighty then dawg. For shizzle."
Some Guy "Oh geez, well, he wants to sow the seeds of CHOAS! And he LOVES Stalin and Hilter! And he HATES democracy! And he's doesn't want you to use your critical thinking so he can destroy the foundation of the west and trick you into thinking that the church is bad!"
Hym "Oh no! How could a Jewish incest cult possibly be bad!?"
Some Guy "I don't know! But you don't believe him, right? Because he's got all the disorders and complexes that there are. AND! AND! He's possessed by a ghost!"
Hym "Ohoho! Spooky! That's a pretty spooky Totalitarian Sect-Cult right there! I'll keep an eye out, alright? You take care now."
Some Guy "Bzzzzrrrp! R-r-r-remember, the church might be hiding pedophiles but they definitely wouldn't ever expend any capital to steal a guy's identity and replace him with crisis actors to promote an explicitly pro-religion propaganda campaign!"
Hym "Well alrighty then dawg. For shizzle."
by Hym Iam February 7, 2025
Get the Totalitarian Sect-Cultmug. by Man guy4474 August 7, 2021
Get the Michael Cultmug.