The region of California that is everything north of San Jose. It is MOSTLY untouched from the rest of California's chaos and is the only conservative and beautiful place left in California. It consists of pine tree covered mountains, peaceful suburban towns (like Redding, CA), and abandoned buildings that are prime for urban explorers. Unfortunately, the California plague doesn't stop evolving, so the beautiful forests that everyone knows and loves will be burned down in the next 10 years
"I'm from California." - Californian
"Oh don't you go vote blue now, ya hear?!" - Texan
"Don't worry I'm from Northern California" - Californian
"What's the difference? - Texan
"Oh don't you go vote blue now, ya hear?!" - Texan
"Don't worry I'm from Northern California" - Californian
"What's the difference? - Texan
by plus-size albert December 23, 2020
A person from California who is conservative and gung - ho. A personality that contradicts the typical Californian
by plus-size albert May 23, 2021
Noun - A blunt with both regs and dank buds rolled into it. Furthermore, usually smoked on a night when there is nothing better to do because you live in shitty Ohio.
Dudebro I really, really want a blunt but im a little low on Kush. Want to throw in your regs and make a "California Spliff"?
by The Dudebro's March 11, 2011
Guy 1: Dude me and steve got high and did the California pokey.
Guy 2: How was it?
Guy 1: Pretty good but now my ass hurts.
Guy 2: How was it?
Guy 1: Pretty good but now my ass hurts.
by Jackturtleguy October 03, 2017
“Yo Mike, did you fuck Kelly after your date last night?”
“Nah she didn’t let me smash, but she did give me a gnarly California Catjob, it was phenomenal”
“Nah she didn’t let me smash, but she did give me a gnarly California Catjob, it was phenomenal”
by BigPapa384 October 21, 2022
by BadHabitBass February 25, 2017
Person 1: Do you see all the ash falling? There must be a big fire!
Person 2: Yeah! You mean California snow?
Person 2: Yeah! You mean California snow?
by maddytheweirdo August 19, 2020