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Man tan

The white-ness that's on your thigh from wearing longish shorts too much, like a man would do during the summer.

Therefore you have a tan line on the middle of your thigh when you wear your bathing suit.
"Oh man! Look what i got from playing softball this season"
"What?"
"A freaking man tan!"
"cute;)"
by shlanklova June 2, 2009
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black and tan

Larry: "I'll take the blonde."

Moe: "I'll take the brunette."

Curly: "I'll take the Black and Tan."

From The 3 Stooges in "Wreckless Knights"
by T Zero October 1, 2007
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tan track

The organ used for anal sex. Generally heterosexual.
"I think I'll go for a run (or gallop) on the tan track".

Usage is jocular as it can be a double entendre, especially among horseracing enthusiasts.

See also "false rail", as used in the following example: "we had the false rail out last night."; and "Greek".
by Gauci November 23, 2006
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joey tan

Shes a bitch and a liar,a fake friend,uses you,betrayer....overall a hoe ass bitch
"Omg i have a fake friend and i just found out"
"That is DEFF a Joey tan"
by Xmmm October 8, 2020
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stool tan

to rub ones feaces on yourself because you cannot afford fake tan
my stool tan didnt work last night, to much corn.

that bird over there has a peanut in her hair, she must have been stool tanning

i tried stool tanning from my dog, i looked like i had varacous vains cos it had been eating grass
by mr b allbags October 9, 2008
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Dutch Tanning

When you fart while in tanning bed and the fan is on, blowing your poop particles towards your face while warming them. MUCH worse than a dutch oven
I was tanning, and well, dutch tanning = horrible. fml.
by JOEYJONASS January 19, 2010
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Orangu-tan

(Orange-goo-tan) When someone has gone overboard with tanning to the point where they are the colour of an orangutan.
The cast of Jersey Shore look like a group of orangu-tans
by Blah Bleep February 5, 2012
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