Tactical Suspension

When your in deep shit, KO a cunt and get a free 5 day holiday.
Henry: The school found my porno magazine
Joe: Peak, pull a Ts (Tactical Suspension) and leave the country.
Hector: Yeh Jack has pissed me off recently
by The Ping King September 30, 2022
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Tactical sickie

Planning a sick day from work in advance by telling your colleagues the day before that you don’t feel well, thus planting the seed that you may be ill. Usually when there’s nothing wrong with you and you already have other plans.
I’m not going into work tomorrow, already told my boss I was feeling ill today, pulling a tactical sickie tomorrow.
by Cannonball Taffio Jones April 6, 2025
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Holy tactics, Batman!

A phrase used by the nerf (or foam-flinging) community to describe or express modifications/attachments that make blasters tacti-cooler or nerf-related products that are exceptionally tacti-cool. Popularized by retired but extremely respected Nerf Youtuber Coop772.
Is that a nerf landmine?? Holy tactics, Batman!
by oakeer August 21, 2024
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Peter Griffin Tactic

A person or someone who buys thousands of lottery tickets and becomes rich overnight and uses the money to start their own business or to avoid the real world because its a joke and a modern day form of slavery as they make money for someone else not just themselves and not everyone knows that because they wern't gifted by god or smart enough to realize it.
Random person: Hey how do you like working here I wanna work here.
Employee: Its not fun its like hell and a modern day form of slavery because its a waste of my free time and happiness so I'm using them as a tool to use the Peter Griffin Tactic to start my own business because the way the world works is dumb and a joke.
by AntiFursAreBad June 28, 2024
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Tactical Cuddles

Cuddling purely to preserve body heat
Chris-Yo Mat I forgot my sleeping bag
Mat-Man it’s supposed to go below zero tonight your gonna freeze unless we share
Chris-Tactical cuddles it is bro no-homo
by IdkManIjustworkIG October 20, 2022
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Cheese Tactic

Any type of strategy with a near 100% success rate, first used by the YouTuber Poofesure in Wii Bowling.
Did I just find a Cheese Tactic?! Nobody is able to kill me in Call Of Duty.
by BKDHedgehog April 30, 2021
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Boogeyman tactics

"Boogeyman Tactics: A rhetorical strategy where someone tries to distract from the real issue by creating or exaggerating a threat that doesn't actually exist. Instead of addressing the actual argument, they shift focus to a made-up or overblown danger—like a modern-day 'boogeyman'—to manipulate others into fear or compliance. It's a form of red herring meant to derail the conversation and avoid dealing with the real problem."
Person A: "We really need to start reducing our carbon footprint at home. The evidence on climate change is overwhelming, and we should be doing our part to help."

Person B: "I don't think that's the real issue. What we should really be worried about is how immigration is out of control. More people coming into the country means more strain on our resources and more pollution. We should focus on that instead."

In this example, Person B is using Boogeyman Tactics by shifting the conversation from climate change to immigration, a different issue altogether. This is a red herring intended to derail the discussion about reducing their carbon footprint, by bringing up an unrelated and exaggerated threat of increased pollution due to immigration.
by King Of Fallacies August 3, 2024
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