nipple shock

nip•ple shock (nip’əl shäk) n. 1 trauma to the pectoralis causing pain at the tip of the nipple 2 (adj.) paralyzed in awe after seeing a huge pair of knockers.

1 ouch! You hit me in the tit with a ping-pong ball I'm if fucking nipple shock!
2 woah... That pair of jugs was amaizing, I'm in nipple shock bro.

by General Maxim September 25, 2008

TMP Shockwave

A Text Message Phone shockwave. It occurs when someone sends you a text message and you receive it over and over and over even though they only sent in once. And yes, you will get charged for each one of them.

Dude, Mike's phone has tmp shockwave'd my blackberry into submission.

by BaaaBaaaBlackSheep May 14, 2009

controller shock

when switching from one video game to the next, the phenomenon of accidentally pressing the controls for the old game.

Tim: How did that guy kill you??
Evan: I pressed B to crouch.
Tim: Controller shock's a bitch, ain't it?

by jessmakesyoulaugh August 2, 2010

Rearview Shock

n. A condition of emotional distress experienced by a heterosexual male who has been admiring a woman's figure from behind, on discovering that she is actually a dude.

Oh my God. That... is... a... guy.

Buddy, sit down. You're going into rearview shock!

by Cranky Neighbor August 5, 2010

Christmas shocker

When your hooking up with a girl around Christmas and you take a candy cane and shove the large end up their vagina deep enough until the short end goes up her ass leaving her Christmasly shocked and smelling like peppermint.

Dude Merry Christmas, I gave Janice the Christmas shocker last night. She loved it.

by Chuck or Die December 31, 2011

ground shock

That feeling that you get in your feet when you jump from a height

"Bro, I totally just got ground shock from jumping from that tree"

by dropbearpie November 7, 2013

analphalactic shock

Having a severe allergic reaction in the anus.

Steve is allergic to eggs! He found out when he got analphalactic shock.

by cwbiv July 24, 2017