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tensley the stalker

Usually a fat gay male who stalks men and only knows basics of engineering as he’s lost his job at Honeywell for child porn on his phone. Known to sink his life savings into rostering corvettes to pick up the kiddies. Known to steal, obese, smokes meth in his garage.
There’s Tensley the stalker in his garage looking at the kids twisting a bowl of meth. Commonly southern
by Sharon Jane MartinWeaverBr0wn December 27, 2024
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stalker rizz

when someone goes on someone's social media accounts to get information about them to make conversations more relatable, memorable or interesting
(example of stalker rizz, in a situation where someone has a Pikachu plushie) "What are you dressing up for Halloween? I'm going as Pikachu."
by marshieray February 25, 2025
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Stalker's Poach

carefully observing (with intent to obtain), while allowing an appropriate amount of time to pass - as to allow poached goods not to spoil or be taken/reclaimed, until all attention has fleeted from said goods so that one may stealthily obtain them. (Often times successful, rarely frowned upon)
These leftovers were attained by way of a very successful stalker's poach.

These lost-and-found sunglasses are mine now. It only took a two-week stalker's poach.
by ReggieDoug July 26, 2025
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Stalker

A person who finds every piece of evidence on someone. Usually someone they are obsessed with and want to find every single thing on the person. Even going through one’s mother’s Facebook to find embarrassing pictures to hold against them. They will pull up pictures you never have seen before.
Gabby is a stalker she followed my mom on Facebook and found pictures of people because she is obsessed and wants to be like me.
by Emswagmaster2000 December 23, 2023
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stalker light

A public light source like a street light or floodlights that turn off as you walk by them, instead of turning on like they are supposed to.
Drunk chick: "Hey I'm going home."
Helpful friend: "Make sure to take Main Street because there's that stalker light in the quad."
by bennthewolfe October 23, 2015
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Stalker dial

When an individual repeatedly rings your mobile phone within a short period of time for unnecessary and facetious reasons.
Why’s he stalker dialling me? He’s rang me more times than I’ve had Sunday dinners. Fucking melter!
by 3pips May 3, 2018
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