sponer

spiritual boner
a)a hardness in the crotch area when you are spiritually aroused
b)a sexual arousal when spiritually blessed
c)spiritual mind boner
does not have anything to do with lust

When I saw Brooke Fraser at a Hillsongs concert, I got a sponer.

by tenaya-thuggin April 28, 2009

Sponcee

1. A person who has a sponsor in AA.

2. A person who follows the advice of a sponsor to the letter.

3. Someone who gives free services to AA and thier sponsor for nothing in return, except spirituality.

4. Someone who is often abused and neglected by thier sponsor.

1. Mary was Bill's sponcee in AA. Bill often has Mary clean his toilet and have sex with him in return for everlasting serenity.

2. Bill was mad at his sponcee Mary. She would not have sex with him, so he kicked her out of the house and turned her into the police for drinking while on probation.

by JR Harris April 16, 2011

Spongebob Squarepants

the cutest character ever

<kids> oh spongebob is soo cute I want to marry him

<mom> hunny it's just a cartoon

by Juliet July 20, 2004

Sponge cake and cream cheese

"Good." Both are food items associated with angelic or heavenly imagery (angel food cake, the cream cheese commercials with the angel eating bagels). Plus, both can be really good. Note that "sponge cake" and "cream cheese" are two separate entities, rather than a single dish. It's not that the situation would be as good as sponge cake with cream cheese, but that they are both delicious in their own right.

"If the copy machine doesn't break, then it'll all be sponge cake and cream cheese."

by Amanda Smith with the aid of Margot Landen September 4, 2005

Spense

Can be used to mean "excuse me" or "sorry about that"

Shortform for the Spanish word "dispensa"

Pronounced: Spence

Also use: Spensa
Prounced: Spen-Saw

Also used when someone is "showing off"

In a situation: You bump into someone on accident and say "Spense"

In a sentence: I heard your dog died today. spense.

Showing off: Tommy bought the new Jordans? SPENSE!!!

by Jojo Peligrosso April 7, 2008

spongebob squarepants

A horny sponge who wont admit he wants to have kinky sex with a squirell (sandy cheeks)

Even Patrick knows this...maybe squidward..but just patrick

by James Lowe September 4, 2004

spongebob squarepants

Great freaking cartoon.

Spongebob pwns joo!!

spungbob roxorz!!!1111

by Brittany, baybe June 18, 2004