Sponge

A sponge is someone with no distinct personality who just mimics whatever friend group or significant other they have at the time.

Billy is such a sponge, I thought he was country and now all the sudden he’s “always been goth” since he started dating that emo chick.

by skinny cracker November 27, 2022

Bottle sponge

1. DRUGS

2. Eating and bottle bucking at the same time

Hey dude, I live for the bottle sponge!

by billyblown666 May 7, 2018

Sponge

Musty but kind of jokes

Example “Shauna and Beth,” asked Lara, “do you want to go slug?”

“Yeah, that’s sponge” they said

by El metro July 13, 2022

floor sponge

To lay down on a floor and corner peek on Rainbow Six Siege.

Bro I just got killed by this fuckin floor sponge in garage

by ADB123 April 29, 2022

Hyperbolic Sponge

(noun): someone who believes any piece of information they read on the internet (no matter the source or credibility), passing it along to others as if it is always truthful.

“Dude’s been sharing the craziest headlines and conspiracy theories lately. He doesn’t even care at this point if they’ve already been debunked- talk about a Hyperbolic Sponge…”

by DJ Potato August 2, 2021

Hairy sponge

When you cut your pubic hair, and put it on your friends’ kitchen sponges

Dude, fuck Joe, he hairy sponged me.

by EliqqerBuna December 18, 2021

Sponge Bob

Giving head to a flaccid penis

“Yeah Greg was a little out of it last night, i just ended up giving him a Sponge Bob”

by junie118 January 2, 2024