Skip to main content

Sloppy Grandma

In beer pong, when you get a rerack, a sloppy grandma is simply a sideways triangle (using only 3 cups).
Hook us up with a sloppy grandma bro.
by big jur December 9, 2008
mugGet the Sloppy Grandma mug.

Sloppy Dirtbike

A sex position where a man, lying on his back, grabs a woman by the pigtails and presses her face against his asshole and lets loose his bowels.
by mattyferocious April 7, 2010
mugGet the Sloppy Dirtbike mug.

Sloppapotamus

Popularized by "The Situation" from Jersey Shore. "The Situation" defines it as a combination of a slop tart and a hippopotamus
The Situation: "Deena turns into the Sloppapotamus of the house. Combination of a slop tart and a hippopotamus put together. Sloppa... sloppa... ssssloppatopudus?"
mugGet the Sloppapotamus mug.

Sloppy Toppy 6000

The neutral BJ Between Sloppy Toppy 5000 and Sloppy Toppy 7000. It gives the feeling of gods without astral projecting you into the 4th dimension.
Damn Sally(from cars 3) gave me a Sloppy Toppy 6000.
by MrSofaSoup February 23, 2022
mugGet the Sloppy Toppy 6000 mug.

Sloppy Susan

The act of hovering the bare anus over either an aware or unaware recipient. The host then proceeds to deliver a burst of hot, explosive, spraying diarrhea into the subject's face and or mouth. Similar to the Hot Carl. Side effects may include severe sinus polyps, nasal congestion and anal leakage. Synonym to the Afghani Afterbirth.
My girlfriend thought it would be kinky if I gave her a Sloppy Susan. She must think differently now that she has a severe case of sinus polyps!
by tpatora October 12, 2009
mugGet the Sloppy Susan mug.

The Sloppy Platypus

A sex position that is commonly used while the man is bending over a bed, the woman is laying underneath the man. One of her feet go around either of his legs and the other leg goes around his mid-waist. she thrust upward in this motion. It is used for the most sensitive and pleasurable adventure.
Ryan and I had amazing sex last night! We preformed the Sloppy Platypus on our brand new water bed! His depth perception was amazing!
by Dr. Sex. January 22, 2012
mugGet the The Sloppy Platypus mug.

sloppy whopper

noun
The act of slapping an erect penis which is covered with a viscus substance, such as molasis or honey, against someones cheek.
Cam gave Mitch a sloppy whopper.
by joesalt September 17, 2005
mugGet the sloppy whopper mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email