sprinkler system slap

As u are getting head from ur gf, a random girl, or ........other... as ur moment of truth comes to put the creamer in the coffee let her kno its time and whip ur tower of power all over the place while smacking her in the face at the same time

as the man was getting his rim job of doom he whipped his monkey out of its cave did a full 360 spin and preformed a sprinkler system slap all over his womans face!!! wat a boss :D

by shadow of life November 4, 2009

sprinkler dick

When you're taking a piss and the end of your dick stays squeezed shut, making the piss spray in several different non-toilet directions.

Not to be confused with the "spray and pray".

Dude, my gf keeps gettin' on my case cause i accidentally pee on the seat!

I know that feel bro, it's called sprinkler dick.

by cdp101 November 22, 2011

spineless brat

A girl named Miranda Who did nothing but these people just keep trying to go on about trying to start stuff.

Me: "I'm so confused."
Other Person: "You're such a spineless brat."

by Confused spineless brat February 28, 2013

Sninkle

To sneak in to bed without waking your sleeping partner

I sninkled into bed while you were snoring your head off.

by William Braquemard July 21, 2016

sprinklebear

A nice cute bean who deserves love and she uses musically and YouTube

Hey I love sprinklebear

by RoBoDrAwS February 1, 2018

sinkler

Dankiest Dank Boi ever most dank dude ever

You are sooooooooooooooo Sinkler

by derpyderp12 June 2, 2018

Cum Sprinkler

When you see chick that is so hot, you cum on site. the cum is so strong, it goes all over the place similar to that of a chick chick water sprinkler.

Rich: Sorry about cumming all over your yard Eric, but that chick jogging down the street was just so hot!
Eric: WTF Rich! She turned your penis into a cum sprinkler.

by RiddyTX June 25, 2015