Hiney spider

See also Dingleberry

I need to get rid of these hiney spiders, they are a real hinderance!

by Dallas DAlfonso June 11, 2006

Spider-manning

When you can sense something wrong has occurred or is about to occur. You sense danger is approaching and you have a physical reaction to the impending danger.

"The hairs on the back of my head are spider-manning because I know that guy is going to cause trouble."
"My brain is spider-manning. Something bad is about to happen"

by Rummblestrips January 6, 2013

spider web

A spider web is when you fart and touching two distant objects with your butt, creating a gas cloud that others have to walk through. For example, standing in the door and farting, touching your butt to both door jambs, and yelling, "spider web!"

Everyone was in the room when I felt a big one coming on....I totally let it rip and touched my ass to the tables...creating a big spider web that everyone had to walk through!

by unvmyvw412 October 18, 2010

rock spider

A term for a prisoner sent to jail for pedophelia or pedophelia within a jail.

Most often used to insult teachers or those of older generations who are do not know what this is.

Geesh, Mr Brown is such a rock spider!

by Celeste December 15, 2004

Clock Spider

The lord of all spiders. Bigger than Most wall clocks. He has supernatural powers and makes a very loud PFIIRRRT shrieking sound before it strikes.

The spider found behind the wall clock of a LUEser. Go to gamefaqs.com and the LUE message board for a picture.

by Ryan Clockspyder August 18, 2003

Spider Hiney

Itchy ass. What happens when you insufficiently wipe your dirty buttocks. The itch feels like you have tiny little spiders running inside your hiney hole.

"Dude, get your hand out of your ass!"
"Sorry, I can't. I've got massive spider hiney."
"Ewwww...."

by Purple Helmet September 23, 2005

spider porn

Pornographic material dealing with spiders and/or people/spiders/etc. It is most commonly seen being viewed by mewg/m00g/or m00gzipie (or any other combination) and they tend to get very defensive if bothered.

Friend: Hey m00g what yew dewin??
M00G:Lewking at spider porn!! Leave me alone! *shoots webbing*

by TheHoFrumPa July 27, 2008