Speed Runner

A speed runner is a person who normally can beat a game at a very fast time, and because of it become big headed sometimes and think they are the shit, and become a dick head.

Flippy_0: hey do you speed runner of the Super Mario 64
Paracusia: Ya dick head i can beat the game faster than you can get a girl

by jkfdnoen4o3nonfr June 20, 2016

Speed Goggles

Where a man or woman spends far too much time on dodgy swinging web sites after taking large amounts of speed. You'll know when the Speed Goggles kick in as you will start to find mingers really quite doable.

"Wow she's cute"

"No mate, that's your speed goggles kicking, stop letching and snort this"

by draventwo April 12, 2009

speed run

To drive excessively fast around town and acheive your top speed on a road.

I was doin a speed run in my SPG the other night and hit 130 on rt 3a, the po po's almost got me.

by SKC January 2, 2005

Speed Runner

A speed runner is a person who normally can beat a game at a very fast time, and because of it become big headed sometimes and think they are the shit, and become a dick head.

Flippy_0: hey do you speed runner of the Super Mario 64
Paracusia: Ya dick head i can beat the game faster than you can get a girl

by jkfdnoen4o3nonfr June 20, 2016

speed bag

What a scrotum sack turns into when one testicle has been removed.

"Even after Johnny had ball cancer, he had no problem dipping his speed bag into Jenna's mouth."

"When I get fucked by Bob his speed bag bounces off my asshole."

by Andgorifo January 5, 2008

Speed Bagging

When you are playing an online game (usually a fps like halo 3) after you kill your target, quickly run over to his body, and without stopping, teabag him/her one time and run off

Player 1-"Dude that noob kept talking shit to me on halo 3 so i gave him a Speed Bagging then spawn killed him."

Player 2-"Gnarly man"

by Jo3yMaFiA August 15, 2008

speed bag

What a scrotum sack turns into when one testicle has been removed.

"Even after Johnny had ball cancer, he had no problem dipping his speed bag into Jenna's mouth."

"When I get fucked by Bob his speed bag bounces off my asshole."

by Andgorifo January 5, 2008