Joerg speed

Slower then a turtle

Man you're going Joerg speed, you're super slow.

by TMMITL April 10, 2019

speeding tax

A small amount of money that you pay on occasion so you can drive as fast as you want all the time.

Today I saw the tax man behind me with his lights on to let me know o was due to pay the speeding tax.

by Put your finger in my stoma September 29, 2023

speed itch

A really fast itch, that takes precision and speed, usually done while playing a Racing video game, when you're going really fast, and one small mistake can ruin the race for you.

"Man, my head itches... Gotta pull off a speed itch."

by David Hendrix January 3, 2007

speed splooge

To splooge in a short amount of time, usually when your roommate leaves for a short interval of time.

Example: Your roommate leaves to take a dump for five minutes, so you rush and squeeze in a speed splooge while they’re out of the room.

Roommate: *uses bathroom for 5 minutes and returns*
Splooger: “i hit a speed splooge while you were out.”

by janicethefrog October 27, 2023

Speed Moose

Placing hands either side of someone's head without their knowledge at the last second in order to make them appear to be a moose.

Dude did you see that picture from the other night?

Aw man...total speed moose

by Whitay December 4, 2010

Gxd Speed

I really cool youtuber that makes videos that are so ka-chow! He also makes other types of videos and films that are entertaining and he tries his best to create these videos for his fans to be entertained. His edits are cool and nobody can edit like him! ( I think him and Stormshock are soo good at editing, they both edit nice you see) Anyways, there’s so much I have to say and afterall that he’s my favorite youtuber and everyone’s favorite including Stormshock. They also make videos together which I admire and wish to do with my friends.

Gamer 1: Have you seen they new vid Gxd Speed uploaded?
Gamer 2: No, but did you see the new Stormshock video?
Gamer 1: No.
Gamer 2: Then lets both switch and watch their nice videos!
Gamer 1: BETTTTT
Gamer 2: LES GO!!!

by TheUltimateAdventureMAN February 23, 2021

speed throat

The act of furiously thrusting your penis back and forth inside a woman's throat.

"Babe, open your mouth so I can speed throat the fuck out of you or I'll put you on the streets!"

by Idle Mind May 16, 2014