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Smuckers Smacker

When you put smuckers jelly on your dick and smack someone in the face.
I got so mad at him I should’ve whipped my dick out and gave him a smuckers smacker.
by tea_baggins69 January 15, 2022
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Cracker Smacker

It’s when someone hits a cracker, or a white person
by Charlie Easy January 31, 2022
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Glazed Stacker

When 2 ore more girls stack up on top of eachother and you eat them out one by one going top to bottom
Bro I got theses girls to let me have a glazed stacker
by I’m always high January 24, 2023
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wife spanker

Visualizing your wife who is incarcerated while beating off .
My girl in prison so I got lotion bottle with her picture glued on it . I'm a wife spanker yeah but a cheater no.
by Han $olo March 27, 2023
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The Sore Spanker

When the shoulder area hurts after punching the clown or choking the chicken too much
Kian: Dude i beat off too much last night now i've got the sore spanker
Nicholas: That blows cock!
by Kiwiireloadedagain March 27, 2009
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Louisiana Lip Smacker

The action of performing oral sex on male genitalia with the male genitalia in the back of the throat, causing vomiting on the genitals. Then gathering the vomit back into your mouth, and continuing to perform oral sex, causing ejaculation. Then you use the mix of semen and vomit to spit it in your partner’s mouth. They then will swallow and digest the vomen (vomit and semen) until the next day. You are now ready to enjoy (eat) your “Louisiana Lip Smacker”.
“Hey, you here that Ivan had his first Louisiana Lip Smacker yesterday?”
“Really? That’s wild.”
“Yeah”
by love u mama July 4, 2019
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Tally wacker smacker

Succeeding 6.5 to 7" And 2" thick at least
Hey you've got a big tally wacker smacker!
by lilManiac07 September 26, 2021
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