soggy paddle

A sweaty ballsack sagging and sticking to your leg.

Mid June in East Texas is soggy paddle primitive.

by Adam Shakira May 5, 2014

Soggy Hiss

An intoxicated female trying to say her name

"My nammme is Soggy Hiss"

by Crumpler September 19, 2015

soggy schnitzel

When the schnitzel is so good, you ejaculate on it then eat it.

Michael has eaten schnitzels all week, but today he ate a soggy schnitzel.

by arbuznyschnitzel March 27, 2022

soggy fish

A way to describe someone as a disgusting smelly person in a joking manner.

Freind A: hey Freind B

Freind B: hi Freind A you soggy fish

by Fish fries March 16, 2021

Soggy Hooker

A Soggy Hooker is when a group of lads order a hooker and have a bukake party on her face until everyone finishes. The last person to finish has to perform the soggy hooker and lick the face of the cum soaking hooker.

The boys came back from a night out and ordered a prostitute and decided to play soggy hooker. Poor Kevin finished last and got a mouth full of spooge.

by Iollann V July 5, 2019

Soggy Brown

A tampon left inside the vaginal canal longer than it should be that is discovered at a later date.

I can’t believe I had to play a co-pay to get my soggy brown removed

by Wisepervet May 29, 2018

Soggy Waffles

Soggy Waffles by definition is a slang racial term used by zipperheads in order to gay someone gay. Once in a million years, people named Soggy Waffles are legendary for being the most homosexual nigga in history to date. It only gets gayer from here.

bruh you look like Soggy Waffles

by You Are A Bruh Moment July 15, 2019