watermelon smuggler

A Female with rather large breasts.

Yo dude.. Look at that watermelon smuggler

by MillchenzaParlletta December 9, 2007

Salami Smuggler

Someone who can and will do anything to obtain and have penis crammed in virtually and orfiace....a favorite method is to play.."Hide the Cock" thus the phrase "Salami Smuggler".

"Damn that bitch takes so much cock shes got to be a salami smuggler

by NastyMaster101 January 18, 2009

snuggle warfare

The art snuggling someone in order to freak them out so you can get whatever they had.

Dave:Fuck you got the sofa - i dont want to sleep on the floor
*dave snuggles up to rookie*
*5 minutes pass*
rookie: thats it you can have the fucking sofa

Dave successfully used snuggle warfare to win the sofa. ( rookie slept on the floor with his face in a pizza - Dave = cunt)

by rookeishi May 11, 2007

Smuggler

An unfaithful man who has other kids during the relationship without his girlfriend or wife knowing. The man becomes a smuggler after his girlfriend or wife find out he was cheating and has other kids.

After finding out he cheated on you: "So you're telling me, NOT only did you cheat on me, but you have another kid with another woman? We've been together for 8 years and your daughter just turned 6? How did you SMUGGLE your kid into this relationship?? YOURE SUCH A SMUGGLER!!!"

by MissT120 October 22, 2012

dildo smuggler

1. a person who smuggles dildos for a living.
2.a similer to a dick tree or cunt tree
3.An asshole

what a dildo smuggler

by Ryder Cohen March 23, 2005

shugging

to go to the toilet whilst not fully awake and certainly not in the toilet.

Willison was shugging again last night !!

by getoutofbedtowee July 8, 2009

Like smuggling chocolate into Belgium

To do something useless.

John: A man was found smuggling hash into Thailand today.
Jane: Thats like smuggling chocolate into Belgium.

by PalermoD April 16, 2008