Cock Snot

Verb - Cock Snot: When a male or She-male (anyone with the ability to jizz themselves) sneezes to the extent that they literally blow a load into their pants, causing a regretful, nasty mess equal to that of a shart.

Present - Cock Snotting
Past - Cock Snotted
Future - Cock Snot

Kaine: Jesus Christ Logan did you hear what happened to Kevin in class today?
Logan: No...?
Kaine: That poor bastard cock snotted himself...
Logan: I'm so sorry to hear that.

by Fucking Ian. March 1, 2014

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Snot jugs

When you sneeze all over your girlfriends boobs and snot comes out

Oh no I sneezed now you have snot jugs

by Iateurmomm November 24, 2021

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Snot Voyage

when a sexual partner's nose is inserted in a woman's vagina, and then they sneeze in it

Zack gave Diana a snot voyage when he put his nose in her cooch and sneezed in it.

by BLAIRSKIEZACKSKIE April 3, 2009

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[snot rag]

When a male/female sneezes thier mucus into a womans vagina and uses the substance as lubricant.

Woah Rob! that snot rag technique lastnite toally worked!!
I saved money on lube!!

by Supersouthby November 2, 2008

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snot mop

longboard slang for a bandana or piece of cloth used to wipe away boogers.

if you grab your snot mop when you shoulda grabbed your sweat rag, you're gonna have a bad time.

by andyjosephyo July 24, 2011

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Snot-job snowball

The act of sucking snot from another person's nose, then transferring it back and forth with eachothers mouths. The snot ball should continue to grow in size and take on a snowmobile effect.

I had such a bad cold last week, so my girl decided to give me a snot-job snowball. It was just what I needed to clear up my sinuses.

by Kirbizzal May 27, 2016

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