snoozing

Waiting for lunchtime at work to pass a gas or to hold a poo urge during your appraisal meeting for example...

I was snoozing that fart for 2 hours during this meeting.

by Bennyroquai December 9, 2008

snoozeberry

somebody who doesnt no jackshit about football

snoozeberry says man utd are shit which isnt true

by cheeky monkey January 11, 2005

Snoozerville

Snoozerville is a place of restville sleep that is so good that you would have to have been there to recognize such a
euphoric state of relaxation.

"Now that the 11 o'clock news is over, it is time to go to Snoozerville so I can get up early in the morning".

by Robert T. Westbrook November 7, 2007

Snoozery

A lengthy conversation or email about something so boring it causes attention deficit disorder, and/or narcolepsy due to extreme disinterest.

Oh geez, that guy likes to tell me all the details of his boring work issues from start to finish - what a Snoozery !

by KeiraC March 29, 2009

Laptop Snoozer

A laptop snoozer is a laptop users that will use his/her laptop so much, that they will doze off mid-use.

A term coined one Sunday night when a programmer who was testing his code dozed off in front of his Macbook Pro. At three in the morning. He woke up at seven finding himself surrounded by drool and vowels (in his code).

Me: Apparently, I am a laptop snoozer.
You: A wha?
Me: I woke up at seven surrounded by my laptop, drool and vowels.
You: Oh. Wow.

by SteveySA October 12, 2009

Slooze

The act of cum unknowingly leaking out of a woman's vagina after performing intercourse with a man, despite any efforts made to clean up.

Combination of slut and ooze.

"Omg Stacey I slept with Chad and then sloozed all over the bus seat on the way home!"

by SaltyPretzel July 7, 2016

cock-snookered

When a male tricks someone, often times another male, into intimate relations with his cock.

He never even saw it coming. He was just bent over grabbing a dollar bill I "dropped" on the ground, then bam! I cock-snookered him!

by pockets1213 June 8, 2016