Smoking a Smurf

The act of smoking a blunt, marijuana

Friend #1, "whats up man?"
Friend #2, "just Smoking a Smurf"

by BigMike13100 May 7, 2011

Smoking Gun

When your dick is all gross after sex

No time to shower after sex this morning so I went to work with a smoking gun.

by ProsNCons4ever November 4, 2015

snorking

the fine art of sniffing girls bicycle seats

did you see those girls on the bikes headed to the beach?

yea, lets follow them and do some snorking !

by x2f101011 October 10, 2010

snowing

when a white person is in the room and the rest are hispanics and/or another race

"Eww! it's snowing in here! HARDD!"

by djaskldjaskldjaslkdjalksjdfsd February 24, 2009

smoking gun

Delivering a payload on your partner's chest, then wiping the tip on his or her face.

It was a lousy blowjob, so I capped it off with a smoking gun.

by 'lil stinker March 7, 2004

rattle snaking

A sexual act, usually following felatio, that involves the female wrapping one or more hands loosely around the male's penis just before he climaxes and shaking them from side to side rapidly. This produces as rattling sound as the male ejaculates. A hissing noise at this point is recommended but not essential. Also some times described as making the angry rattle snake spit/puke.

'Last night she sucked me off, rattle snaking me to completion'

by Henry Gauntlett April 14, 2007

smoking a reed

this phrase is often used when tired bandnerds converse over...random things. mostly about how hot other band nerds are.

Can you hand me another reed?
Why?
To smoke it dude...
Wanna double reed, or a sax or clarinet reed?
Sax reed, duh.

by biteme666 May 8, 2005