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Salted snail

The fetish in which you ejaculate on a snail, watching it shrivel up from the salty load before serving it to friends and family. The offender finds sadistic pleasure in knowing a million little soldiers just beat a snail into a salty paste
Hey mom, are you planning on bringing dad's salted snails to the family function this weekend!? They sure are delectable.
by Darksquid August 8, 2022
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The Snail Trail

When you bust a nut on the floor and use your semen as lubricant to slide across the floor.
“Yeah man, I was trying to do the snail trail and I slipped and broke my fucking neck.”
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Fire Snail

Serena Williams is attracted to Michael Phelps, she is a Fire Snail.
by Shiesty Tyler October 16, 2022
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Big snail

big snail is a name that defines a beautiful young person
hey big snail-to gf
by kijsjij November 13, 2022
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The Snail

"The Snail" is worshipped by anybody who plays the game called "War Thunder". The reason this is is because the logo of the creator of the game "Gaijin Entertainment" has a snail in it. Therefore it is worshipped.
"Why weren`t you in school yesterday?"
"I`m sorry The snail told me to play War Thunder all day yesterday."
by YataTTV May 24, 2023
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Pants Snail

When you shit your pants and the buldge of shit snails down your pant leg.
When he shit his pants, you could see the pants snail travel down his leg.
by Dunnydb June 20, 2023
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Immortal snail

The immortal snail stemmed from a meme in which you are given immortality but you are forever hunted down by a snail that will kill you on contact.
Me: chilling with my friend in 2546.
A snail: (approches)
Me: run for your life the immortal snail caught up!
by Arsurinya June 29, 2023
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