v, a verb to describe the act of fucking someone who is clearly asleep in perhaps a drunken stupor. If a guy sticks his 9 inches of midnight man meat in a woman's steak beak while she sleeps he's had a secret sex sesh
Dan slipped his dick in joline while she slept.
He has a secret sex sesh, she thought she had a wet dream....
He has a secret sex sesh, she thought she had a wet dream....
by The Fairy Sesh Mother August 18, 2021
Get the Secret Sex Sesh mug.Cockney phrase seen in the film "Football Factory"; used to convey one's wish to make love to a pretty lady.
"My gosh Edward, look at how utterly desirable that lady is, I'd love to 'smash the granny' out of her"
"I say old chap, did you 'smash the granny' out of that lass from the croquet tournament?
Why yes, yes I did as a matter of fact
Oh jolly good you sly old dog you, let's drink some Earl Grey in celebration"
"I say old chap, did you 'smash the granny' out of that lass from the croquet tournament?
Why yes, yes I did as a matter of fact
Oh jolly good you sly old dog you, let's drink some Earl Grey in celebration"
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Mmm Smash; is to smash the pelvis on the final thrust during sex the male must smash his penis into the girl as hard and far as he can to shatter, crack, or fracture the woman's pelvis, but this must be the last thrust the man cannot go in another time.
Ahh sorry hun i didn't mean to Mmm Smash You let me call 911.
Man, did you here what Johnny did to Carol? No what? He Mmm Smashed her. Ouch sucks to be her.
Man, did you here what Johnny did to Carol? No what? He Mmm Smashed her. Ouch sucks to be her.
by The PhreakShow November 29, 2009
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*fires his gun at a space marine
Ork:SMASH!
*smashes the space marines Armor*
Ork:STOMP
*stomps on the dying Space marine*
Ork:CHOP!
*Chops The space Marines head off*
*fires his gun at a space marine
Ork:SMASH!
*smashes the space marines Armor*
Ork:STOMP
*stomps on the dying Space marine*
Ork:CHOP!
*Chops The space Marines head off*
by Warboss September 16, 2004
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by coinroller May 12, 2008
Get the sesh mug.The Hulk Smash is an epic sexual maneuver. When a man is having sex (or getting head, but it works much better when having sex, as it's easier to conceal the green paint), he stops, pulls out, and dips his dick in a can of green paint. He then goes over to the head of the bed and bellows, "HULK SMASH" while cock-slapping the girl, from left to right, across her face. He then yells, "HULK SMASH" a second time, cock-smacking her on the backswing. He then yells, "HULK SMASH" a third and final time, knocking the lamp off of the night table. He gets five bonus points for breaking her jaw, and wins if he breaks her neck.
Note: There is an optional beginning to the Hulk Smash, where when the man gets his erection, he may say, "Bruce Banner's getting angry!!!". However, this beginning is only recommended for experienced Hulk Smashers.
Norm was undefeated because no one ever survived his Hulk Smashes.
Note: There is an optional beginning to the Hulk Smash, where when the man gets his erection, he may say, "Bruce Banner's getting angry!!!". However, this beginning is only recommended for experienced Hulk Smashers.
Norm was undefeated because no one ever survived his Hulk Smashes.
by Guns of Belgium December 15, 2008
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