the simonizer

a legend among legends

simon audley is a massive The Simonizer

by simon audley September 27, 2006

simeon

(V) Used for hairy fart face extremly ugly gay guy who looks like a hobo

'Omw I think my eyes have burnt from the site of simeons face'

by ducklesss:D August 22, 2011

Simeon

Slang term for homosexual, usualy one who is flamboyantly flaming

Guy A- Want to know an easy way to make a thousand dollars?

Guy B- How?

Guy A- Suck a Cock

Guy B- Wow your such a Simeon

by gokwannnnny October 14, 2011

Dirty Simon

The act of a presumedly straight male shoving various household items up his ass. Progressing from pens to eventually a carrot.

And finally, a fat fucking cock

Dude did you hear what happened last night? Yeah, someone pulled a dirty Simon in the kiddy pool

by Anna gammy April 15, 2020

Simon Cowell

A depressed,lonely bastard, who is known well for being a dick to many singers and dancers along with many other talented people and also is on AMERICA IDOLE, a show clearly for fucking 14 year old bitches or extremely fat woman who well believe this defination is what they call HEART BREAKING.

Boy:I just completed guitar hero on extreme for every song!
Simon Cowell:Well I am only going to say this once, I will pay you to stop, now fuck off you little mistake.

by sexybeast1023 March 6, 2011

Simeon

An ugly child that lets off farts every two seconds, smells incredibly bad.

Oh, Simeon's farted again. Ew.

by youaresuchaslutx00x0x0e33 January 1, 2012

Simonizer

To act like a simon ..... total lack of enginuative skills ..... acts before thinking ..... the Homer Simpson of the human race

Relvis called me a "Simonizer" becuz I was beeing a Simon

by gusto August 7, 2003