shopping trance

When a woman gets so enamored with sales and shopping, she'll block out everything else unless she's snapped out of it.

Man: Honey, we gotta go, my cousin's baby's due.

Woman: Hold on! There's a bargain at Sears!

Man: ...Damn shopping trance...

by NewbDeffy August 27, 2017

shopping classy

shopping classy is the girl that everyone is jealous of , she is the most beautiful girl you ' ll ever see in your entire life time , she also makes the boys crazy so you better watch out Ladies .

Shopping classy , she 'll steal your MAN and your GROCERIES .

by GOD.dictinary May 29, 2018

Shopping Cart Challenge

This is when u get in a shopping cart and do fortnite dances while someone pushes you

You should do the Shopping Cart Challenge

by Arnaldi1001 August 8, 2018

Shopping leg syndrome

When legs hurt,ache or tingle while shopping with a female.

Wife: What's wrong with you?
Husband: My legs are tingling and are sore.
Wife : Are you acting like you have shopping leg syndrome again?
Husband: Who's acting?

by Noseblown December 4, 2018

Shopping Town

The commercial equivalent of a bedroom community. Just as a bedroom community would be a suburb or area with mostly apartments and houses and little to no commercial activity, a shopping town would be a suburb or area with mostly indoor malls, restaurants, and strip malls without any housing in sight.

"My parents took me to the nearest shopping town to buy a new cell phone for my Dad, and my Mom and I browsed through the other stores while we were there."

by athenian200 May 21, 2019

SHOCKING

When your balls get shocked(PTSD) by you using your right or left hand

Dam, John. How come you were shocking yourself

by DEFINITIONS.ON.CRACK November 15, 2019

shopping-cart sidle

Refers to da "lift 'n' shift" grocery-wagon maneuver dat you utilize when making room for another customer if da aisle is too narrow/crowded to simply roll da trolley forwards/backwards outta da way; da action involves forcibly lifting up on da cart's handle to raise da fixed-forward rear wheels off da floor, and then muscling da cart sideways on its front swivel-wheels.

Anyone of average strength/agility can master da shopping-cart sidle fairly easily; da problem is if da cart is heavily loaded down wif merchandise, in which case trying to heave da back of da cart upwards can be much more difficult.

by QuacksO January 3, 2020