Shlonk it silly style

To Shlonk it silly style is to give someone the most diabolically, mind boggling, jaw dropping, mind melting, back arching head. Similar to “slapping someone silly” but in a much more sexual manner. It you’re to shlonk it silly style/ be shlonked silly you will come out a whole new person

Person A- “dude, last night was crazy”
Person B- “why, what happened?”

Person A- “my partner said they’d *shlonk it silly style* and holy shit dude! Shit was the greatest experience of my life man”
Person B- “real”

by strainjacketcutiepatootie May 5, 2024

Shonk

another name for shark, similar to shork, which one to use depends on context.

blahaj is a friendly shonk

by Anst31 May 30, 2024

Shook

Buzzed but more

I'm trying to get shook tn

by FordsOnly June 22, 2024

Shook

To get buzzed but in a stronger sense.

I'm trying to get shook tonight!

by FordsOnly June 22, 2024

shook like dice

1. When someone is scared for their life or lack the ability to stick up for themselves when shit is about to pop off frfr.

‘When Scott pulled out the hammer with the switch, all his Opps were shook like dice’

by emmaytrubl December 12, 2024

shook the sugar water

Receiving a handjob in an obscure yet discreet location, particularly behind a bar.

I heard that Brenda shook the sugar water out of Matthew the other night at the pub while he was bartending!

by Exemplxfy January 7, 2025

shook my burger

to shock or disgust someone with unexpected information

Finding out they were dating up completely shook my burger, I was so shocked I couldn’t speak!

by jdaeg4 January 18, 2025