Practically Spooning

When two people are almost, or sort of spooning, they are said to be 'practically spooning'.

Tor wished he could spoon her, but practically spooning was as far as he could get.

by 10manbandit February 4, 2010

arranged shooting

when criminals actually plan to shoot someone instead of shooting someone you dont know... like for an instance you are someone that has done something very bad in there life... so instead they kill him off so noone has to worry about him

Guy: okay tomorrow... we will have an arranged shooting and steal his knife for our collection!
guy2: when are we doing this or wattime???
guy1:tomorrow at 5 bwahahahahaahahahahahahah!!!!

by the lil jon shit 2 September 25, 2010

Shooting the bull

jerking off
taming the beast and cumming

my friends always liked shooting the bull with me on late nights.

by sashie January 24, 2009

shut the shuck are you shooing

a mispoken phrase while attempting to ask "what the fuck are you doing" while inebriated.

"who the fuck is messing with me"

"shut the shuck are you shooing"

by Peg Leg Pete October 30, 2007

Spooning

when 2 ppl from same sex/opposite sex cum face to face and get their bodies together and start grinding or "humping" eachother it works while ur standing or laying down..u usually get better pleasure when the guy has a boner u need both ppl to participate to get good affect

sally n dezmond were standing up and sally felt dez's boner she got excited and started spooning they both got pleasure and sally moaned

by lumidee August 27, 2006

Shooting Salad

To talk smack in order to impress others

"Look at Mark shooting salad all over those girls"

by DCmonkey August 10, 2008

shooting craps

Horrible diarrhea forcibly ejected from the bowels, generally after eating at a shady Las Vegas buffet.

"Where'd Nicola go?"

"After that all-you-can-eat surf-n-turf, I'm pretty sure he's shooting craps."

by Ohmyno September 1, 2013