Cock Shift

To shift or man handle cock

Tom had to cock shift most of the morning before he had made enough room in the sauna for him to have a lie down.

by Bagel Dave July 3, 2006

Shift

Another word for "Stab" or "Shank"

"I'm so serious, I will shift you. xD"

by Your Momma ;D October 8, 2011

shfifty five

the greatest number known to man from the american word the fucking collest shit ever... ever.

john: how many times did u do that sweet ass trick?!?!
marcus: like shfifty five times!!!

by samuel adams January 27, 2005

Shif

A combination shit & fish smell that comes off a girls ass when fucking her doggy style. Usually forces you to turn your head and hold your breath. Sometimes pushing her butt cheeks together helps. If severe enough doggy style is not an option

I was about to fuck her doggy style when I smelled shif.

by bobbydeuce December 26, 2006

Shift

A long day spent in your local shiftin pints usually on saturday whilst watchin the football.

My boss : You look rough, Take it you were out last nite!?

Me : yeah it was a good shift

My boss : *walking away shaking his head*

Me : stupid cunt

by IPeedInTheSinkOnce September 17, 2010

Shaffer

Milk. Really White, almost or is translucent.

"Damn!!! you're almost as white as Shaffer! but you're not transparent!"

by Nirca November 8, 2009

Third Shift

When it is late enough into the night where just about anyone starts showing up to a party. Typically used to describe the wave of ugly girls that show up to a fraternity party after their closed party with a hot sorority ends.

Guy 1: "Hey is that Hilary? Look at her backfat!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, looks like the third shift just rolled in"

by Harry Johnson 19 July 3, 2009