Shave my princess

Gamer talk for "save my progress"

This next guy is really tough, I should shave my princess before I fight him.

by Patchan December 1, 2010

Shaved Bat

During anal sex, the penis is removed quickly from the anal cavity creating a vacuum in which tearing is involved, leaving the victim in a pool of his/her own blood.

"Dayum! Brian is on the ground AGAIN in a pool of his own blood."

"Uh-oh. Looks like someone gave him a shaved bat."

by brian married a man February 12, 2008

Shave-id and Goliath

Right after you perform a pube overhaul, and no longer have any pubes, whether being on your grundle, balls or fupa, if you obtain a boner, thou shalt dub it Shave-id and Goliath.

I just did a pube overhaul. Check out Shave-id and Goliath.

by W0nt0ns00p April 24, 2009

Shave a dog

VERB- An elevated level of "hair of the dog", see (hair of the dog), when extremely hung over. Thus implying to get enough of the hair of the dog that bit you to stop or lessen the effects of said hangover one must shave the entire dog.

I'm so hung over, I'm gonna shave a dog!

by grenfellorama December 16, 2009

Shaved cow

a large female dressed up like she's much smaller and better looking than she is.
Generally grotesque to look at as her clothing is too revealing and not appropriate for someone of that size.

hey man did you see the shaved cow over at the bar?
man I thought this place had a weight limit at the door!

by Mr.TouchIt November 16, 2011

sheazen

thhe name of a small penis person with a small penis

Jamal: hi i have a big penis
Sheazen: me neither i have small one

by pickle jeff April 30, 2019

Santa Fe Shave

your baby has a yeast infection, so you get out the monterey jack and shred some cheese above her yogurt laden yeast infected crotch and get down to chowing

Jill had a yeastie, so I gave her a right rough Santa Fe shave, but she puked on me.

by Dwardo January 11, 2005