Becca's brain sharted when she exclaimed "I just had a massive shit in the shower"... she meant toilet.
by rugdealer October 6, 2022
Get the Brain Shartmug. by Big jamie balls July 19, 2021
Get the lava shartmug. Did you see that stain on Chris's pants when he was walking out of the store? He must be shopping sharting again.
by No shoes, no shirt, no sharts. June 16, 2012
Get the Shopping Shartmug. by sweet_thang October 4, 2012
Get the Shart Warningmug. When you fart and it's not a fart. We're not talking skid-marks, there's a 3-inch lump of shit in your boxers! Usually a side effect of a Big Mac.
I went to McDonald's and had me a Big Mac. About 30 seconds later, my insides were feeling kinda funny. I drove home speeding at like 200 kilometers an hour. I fumbled my keys tryna unlock the fucking door, thinking "please let me get inside." I farted the second I got inside, but it felt like more than just a fart. I waddled like a penguin to the bathroom, and there was this 3-inch turd in my boxers. A 3-inch piece of fucking green slimy shit made it's way in to my boxers! Shit shart, I thought.
After wiping, I experienced diarrhea.
After wiping, I experienced diarrhea.
by Jeffy12345 January 26, 2021
Get the Shit shartmug. A poor sock most likely found under a crusty old guys bed. This here sock has been used to store farts in case the apocalypse were to take place and a personal arsenal of natural gas needed to be accessed.
Nib-log: Most the time I'm scared I'll run into a shit covered napkin walking through my house, So I just grab the nearest sock and go to town.
Wheege: Man, that is most definitely a SHART SOCK.
Tyler: Now that is a lucrative business proposal!
Wheege: Man, that is most definitely a SHART SOCK.
Tyler: Now that is a lucrative business proposal!
by Creamy Dudlius December 6, 2021
Get the Shart Sockmug. 